The Joke Man Top 10 Train Riddles for All Ages 1. I carry many passengers but have no legs. What am I? Answer: A train. 2. What runs but never walks, has a mouth but never talks? Answer: A river (often trains run alongside rivers). 3. What can travel around the world while staying in a corner? Answer: … Read more
Out of This World Humor: Hilarious Jupiter Puns That Will Have You Seeing Stars 1. Why did Jupiter break up with Saturn? Because it couldn’t take the rings any longer! 2. What’s Jupiter’s favorite dance move? The planet Tango! 3. How does Jupiter organize a space party? He planets it! 4. Why did Jupiter go … Read more
Temple-tastic Wordplay: The Top 10 Hilarious Temple Puns That Will Make You Laugh 1. I accidentally swallowed some scrabble tiles, so now my next temple visit could spell disaster. 2. Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused anesthesia during surgery? He wanted to transcend dental medication. 3. Why did the archaeologist go to the … Read more
1. “Keep Austin Pun-ny: The Top 10 Dad Jokes About the Capital City” 1. Why did the hipster move to Austin? He heard it was a cool place before it was cool. 2. Did you hear about the comedian who performed at the Texas State Capitol? He really brought the house down! 3. What’s an … Read more
Punny Pick-Up Lines: Hilarious Wordplays to Impress Your Crush 1. Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you’re Cu-Te. 2. Are you a campfire? Because you’re hot and I want s’more. 3. Are you a bank loan? Because you have my interest. 4. Are you made of diamonds? Because you’re a real gem. 5. … Read more
Rhinoceros Rumble: The Most Hilarious Rhino Puns That Will Make You Laugh 1. Why did the rhino bring a ladder to the party? Because he heard the drinks were on the house! 2. What do you call a rhino that’s very polite? A courteous! 3. Why don’t rhinos make good secret agents? Because they’re always … Read more
1. Full Tank of Laughs: The Top Diesel Puns Guaranteed to Fuel Your Funny Bone 1. Why did the diesel engine break up with the gasoline engine? It just couldn’t handle the spark. 2. What do you call a diesel engine that’s been working out? A power pump! 3. How did the diesel mechanic fix … Read more
Top Bunny Riddles for Kids: Fun and Engaging Brain Teasers 1. What type of music do bunnies listen to? Answer: Hip-hop! 2. What do you call a line of rabbits hopping backward? Answer: A receding hare-line! 3. Why did the bunny cross the road? Answer: To get to the other carrot! 4. What do bunnies … Read more
Top 10 Funny Bloody Mary Riddles to Tickle Your Taste Buds 1. What drink loves to party during brunch but refuses to go home sober? Answer: Bloody Mary. 2. Why did the tomato blush when it saw the vodka? Answer: Because it saw the Bloody Mary! 3. What do you call a tomato in a … Read more
1. Vespa-licious: The Top Vespa Puns That Will Have You Scooting with Laughter 1. What do you call a Vespa that’s been freshly painted? A re-“vamp”ed scooter! 2. Why did the Vespa rider get a speeding ticket? Because they were “wheely” fast! 3. How does a Vespa stay in shape? It does “moped” Pilates! 4. … Read more
