Top Lake Jokes, Lake Puns, Lake Dad Jokes & More

In this very funny joke compilation, we have come up with the best lake jokes, lake puns and lake dad jokes to make you laugh.

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Hilarious H2O Humor: The Top Lake Jokes That Will Make You Laugh Out Loud

Why did the fish blush? Because it saw the lake’s bottom!
What do you call a pile of cats at the edge of a lake? A meow-tain!
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field by the lake!
What’s the difference between a cat and a comma? One has claws at the end of its paws, while the other is a pause at the end of a clause by the lake!
Why do ducks fly over lakes instead of roads? Because they don’t want to get in a “quack-cident”!
What did one lake say to the other lake? Are you shore, water you talking about?
Why don’t shoes go to the lake? Because they might get tongue tied!
How do you organize a space party by the lake? You planet!
What do you say to a stressed-out lake? Water you so worried about?
Why did the horse go to the lake? Because it wanted to sea-horse around!

Why are lakes so fertile? Because they have a lot of “bed” soil!
What do you call a funny lake? A pun-d!
Why was the math book sad by the lake? It had too many problems!
What does a lake do when it’s in trouble? It calls for shore support!
Why was the belt sent to detention by the lake? It was holding up too much water!
What did the grape do when it fell into the lake? It “wine-d”!
Why did the scarecrow stand by the lake? He was outstanding in his field!
How do you become an expert fisherman at the lake? You have to be reel good!
Why are lakes so calm? Because they have no stress, they’re just shore!
What do you call a lake that likes to gossip? A spillway!

Why did the campers leave the lake in a hurry? They heard it was all washed up!
What did the ocean say to the lake? Nothing, it just waved!
Why did the grape refuse to swim in the lake? Because it was afraid of becoming a raisin!
How do you catch a fish at the lake? With your “bear” hands!
Why don’t lakes ever go on dates? They’re too shallow!
What do lakes use to freshen their breath? Mouth “water”!
Why did the computer go to the lake? To download some memes for its streams!
What did the lake say to the fisherman? Nothing, it just waved!
Why did the fish get bad grades in school? Because it was always swimming below “sea” level!
What did the lake say to the bucket? “You’re making waves!”

Why was the fish embarrassed at the lake? Because it saw the lake’s bottom!
What do you call a fish with no eyes by the lake? Fsh!
Why did the fisherman go to the lake with a hammer? To nail some fish!
What’s the best way to watch a fish by the lake? Through the “see”-through windows!
Why did the fish study for the test at the lake? To school its scales!
What did the fish say when it hit a wall at the lake? Dam!
Why did the fish blush at the lake? Because it saw the bait!
How do fish keep track of their expenses at the lake? They use fintech!
What did the fish say to the magician by the lake? Pick a cod, any cod!
Why did the fish start playing the guitar at the lake? It wanted to be a bass player!

Why did the mermaid avoid the lake party? Too many sea-horses!
What did the lake say to the mermaid? Enough with the tail of the tape!
Why did the mermaid sit by the cornfield instead of the lake? She heard there was a lot of ear pollution at the lake!
How do you communicate with a mermaid at the lake? With a shell phone!
Why was the mermaid always late for the lake meeting? She couldn’t find her wave-length!
What do you call a mermaid who loves math at the lake? An arithme-sea-tician!
Why did the mermaid bring peanut butter to the lake? In case she needed to jellyfish!
What did the mermaid say when she found a sunken ship at the lake? “Seas” the day!
Why do mermaids always go to the lake for vacation? They need some shore leave!
What do you call a mermaid who can’t swim at the lake? A fish out of water!