In this very funny joke compilation, we have come up with the best funny jokes, funny puns and funny dad jokes to make you laugh.
Jokes that will make you laugh until you cry
1. Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? Because it was two tired.
2. I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.
3. Parallel lines have so much in common. It’s a shame they’ll never meet.
4. Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
5. I’m reading a book on the history of glue. I just can’t seem to put it down.
6. How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.
7. Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because the “P” is silent.
8. I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.
9. What do you call a fish wearing a crown? King Cod.
10. I told my computer I needed a break, and now it won’t stop sending me vacation ads.
Hilarious jokes to share with friends and family
1. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one.
2. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.
3. I’m friends with 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know y.
4. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
5. What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead.
6. Did you hear about the mathematician who’s afraid of negative numbers? He will stop at nothing to avoid them.
7. I used to be a baker, but I couldn’t make enough dough.
8. What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.
9. I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it.
10. Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems.
The funniest jokes about everyday life
1. Why do chicken coops only have two doors? Because if they had four, they’d be chicken sedans.
2. I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed.
3. I told my wife she should do lunges to stay in shape. That would be a big step forward.
4. Shower water smells funny because it’s scented to be.
5. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing.
6. My boss told me to have a good day, so I went home.
7. I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed.
8. The past, the present, and the future walk into a bar. It was tense.
9. I was addicted to the hokey pokey, but I turned myself around.
10. The problem with kleptomaniacs is that they always take things literally.
Side-splitting jokes that will have you rolling on the floor
1. I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down.
2. What does a cloud wear under his raincoat? Thunderwear.
3. How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together.
4. I used to be a baker, but I couldn’t make enough dough.
5. I ordered a chicken and an egg online. I’ll let you know.
6. I asked my dog what’s two minus two? He said nothing.
7. I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.
8. What do you call a cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese.
9. Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted.
10. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite.
Clever and witty jokes guaranteed to make you chuckle
1. I told my computer I needed a break, and now it won’t stop sending me vacation ads.
2. I’m friends with 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know y.
3. Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems.
4. What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.
5. I used to be a baker, but I couldn’t make enough dough.
6. What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator.
7. I told my wife she should do lunges to stay in shape. That would be a big step forward.
8. Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love, and got married. The ceremony wasn’t much, but the reception was excellent.
9. Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems.
10. Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had nobody to go with him.