The Joke Man 1. Nacho Average Puns: The Funniest Nacho Jokes and Wordplays 1. Why did the nacho go to the dentist? Because it had a chip on its shoulder. 2. What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 3. When it comes to nachos, I’m not sharing. They’re nachos, they’re mine! 4. I’m nacho friend … Read more
Top 10 Hilarious T-Shirt Puns That Will Make You Roll On the Floor Laughing 1. “I’m so eggcited, it’s egg-ceptional!” 2. “Ctrl+Alt+Defeat: Giving up is not an option.” 3. “I’m soy into you.” 4. “I’m nacho average person.” 5. “Orange you glad to see me?” 6. “You’re one in a melon.” 7. “I’ve bean thinking … Read more
1. Crack up Your Friends with These Egg-cellent Yolk Puns 1. Why did the egg break up with the bacon? It couldn’t deal with the sizzle anymore. 2. How do you keep an egg in suspense? I’ll tell you tomorrow. 3. What did the egg say to the clown? You crack me up! 4. Why … Read more
Appendix Anatomy: The Best Pun-tastic Wordplays 1. I was going to tell an appendix joke, but I think I’ll save it for a rainy day. 2. Did you hear about the appendix who got fired? He just couldn’t stomach the job. 3. The appendix is like a loyal sidekick – always there, but rarely noticed … Read more
Bringing Home the Bacon: The Top Bacon Puns for Meat Lovers 1. Why did the bacon win the marathon? Because it was on a roll! 2. I’m on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it… especially if it’s wrapped in bacon! 3. What do you call fake bacon? An im-pasta! 4. Bacon … Read more
Our Top Picks for Comma Puns That Will Leave You in Splits 1. I used to be a baker, but I couldn’t make enough dough. 2. Why did the comma break up with the apostrophe? Because it didn’t know how to be a part of a sentence! 3. When the comma got lost, it couldn’t … Read more
Brush Up on Your Humor: The Top Toothbrush Puns to Make You Smile 1. I’m friends with my toothbrush because we always have a brush with greatness. 2. Why did the toothbrush go to school? It wanted to be a smart brush! 3. What’s a toothbrush’s favorite song? “Brush Your Shoulders Off” by Jay-Z. 4. … Read more
Chop Into Laughter: The Top Axe-ellent Axe Throwing Puns 1. I axe-cept any challenge that comes my way! 2. Let’s throw caution to the wind and axes to the target! 3. Axe me nicely, and I might just show you my bullseye skills. 4. Why did the lumberjack go to therapy? He had too many … Read more
“Taking a Gamble: The Top Risk Puns That Will Have You Laughing All the Way to the Bank” 1. Why did the poker player go to jail? He was caught bluffing! 2. I used to be a blackjack dealer, but I got fired for dealing with too much variance. 3. Why do poker players always … Read more
Digging Up Laughs: The Top Mine Puns That Will Have You Rolling in the Coal 1. Why was the mining company always so successful? They had a lot of ore-some employees! 2. When does a joke become a dad joke? When it’s full of coal humor! 3. What did the miner say to his boss … Read more
