The Joke Man Rocking the Rink: The Top 10 Curling Puns That Will Sweep You Off Your Feet 1. I’m so good at curling, I could sweep you off your feet with just one stone. 2. I don’t mean to rock the boat, but I’m on a roll when it comes to curling. 3. When it comes to … Read more
Slaying the Competition: The Top Knight Puns That Will Have You in Stitches 1. Why did the knight go to the dentist? To get his “tooth” armor. 2. What did the knight say when he won the jousting tournament? “I’m a lance above the rest!” 3. How did the knight turn down a date? He … Read more
“Killer Jokes: The Top 10 Punny Serial Killer One-Liners” 1. “Why did the serial killer break up with his girlfriend? He wanted to see other corpses.” 2. “I asked the serial killer what his favorite movie was. He said, ‘Chop-saw.’” 3. “Why did the serial killer always carry a pencil? In case he needed to … Read more
Flaky and Funny: The Top Croissant Puns That Will Have You Rolling 1. Why did the croissant go to the doctor? Because it was feeling a little flaky. 2. What do you call a sleepy croissant? A d’ohnut. 3. Did you hear about the croissant who became a detective? He always got to the bottom … Read more
Spinal Tap: The Top 10 Chiropractor Puns That Will Adjust Your Funny Bone 1. Why did the chiropractor go to the comedy club? To crack up the audience! 2. What did the spine say to the chiropractor? You’ve got my back! 3. How does a chiropractor dance? They do the spine-cha-cha! 4. What did the … Read more
Waste Not, Want Not: The Top Garbage Puns That Will Leave You in Stitches 1. I asked my trash can for some dating advice, it told me to find someone who is garbage at talking. 2. Why did the garbage truck break up with his girlfriend? She kept dumping him. 3. I used to be … Read more
1. Fire Up Your Humor: The Top Dragon Puns That Will Make You Roar with Laughter 1. Why did the dragon go to the doctor? He was feeling a little hoarse. 2. What do you call a fashionable dragon? A haute couture. 3. Why don’t dragons like to play hide and seek? Because good luck … Read more
1. Aloha-larious: The Top 10 Hilarious Hawaii Puns 1. Why did the Hawaiian dancer go to jail? He was caught doing the hula! 2. What did the sushi say to the pineapple? You’re the pineapple of my eye! 3. How does a Hawaiian say hello to a ghost? Aloha-boooo! 4. Why did the Hawaiian bring … Read more
Get a Leg Up on Laughter: The Top Physical Therapy Puns to Make You Chuckle 1. “Why did the physical therapist go to the comedy club? To work on his stand-up routine!” 2. “I asked my physical therapist for some advice on flexibility. He said, ‘Just go with the flow!’” 3. “What do physical therapists … Read more
November to Remember: The Top 10 Punny Jokes to Brighten Your Month 1. Why did the scarecrow win an award in November? Because he was outstanding in his field! 2. What do you call a turkey on the day after Thanksgiving? Lucky! 3. Why did the turkey join a band in November? Because he had … Read more
