The Joke Man “Back and Punning Strong: The Top Welcome Back Puns to Make Your Return A Laugh Riot” 1. “I’m so glad you’re back, it was un-bear-able without you!” 2. “Welcome back! You’ve been miss-taken for way too long!” 3. “Your return is like a breath of fresh heir! Welcome back!” 4. “I wheat you with open … Read more
Sin City Shenanigans: The Top Las Vegas Puns and Dad Jokes 1. I lost all my money at the casino, but at least I had a slot of fun! 2. Why did the poker player go to jail? Because he couldn’t keep a straight face! 3. Did you hear about the magician who went to … Read more
1. Espresso Yourself: The Best Espresso Puns to Brighten Your Day 1. Why did the espresso file a police report? It got mugged! 2. What do you call sad coffee? Despresso. 3. Espresso: A hug in a mug. 4. How do you know if you’ve had too much espresso? Your blood type is now Espresso-positive. … Read more
Hip Hip Hooray: The Top 10 Hilarious Hippo Puns Guaranteed to Make You Laugh 1. Why did the hippo go to the doctor? Because he had a hippocondriac. 2. What’s a hippo’s favorite kind of music? Hip-hop! 3. How do hippos stay cool? They have a hippo-ventilator. 4. What do you call a hippo who … Read more
Flippin’ Funny: The Best Flip Flop Puns to Make You Chuckle 1. Why did the flip flop go to therapy? Because it had a thong complex. 2. What did one flip flop say to the other at the beach? “Sandal in, sandal out.” 3. How does a flip flop signal for help? It sends out … Read more
Joe-kes of the Trade: The Best Joe Puns and Wordplays 1. Joe always has a “brew-tiful” smile on his face. 2. If you need a laugh, just “espresso” your problems to Joe. 3. Joe is a “grounds” for a good time. 4. Why did Joe bring a ladder to the coffee shop? Because he heard … Read more
Hang Ten Hilarious Surfer Puns: Riding the Wave of Dad Jokes 1. Why did the surfer bring a ladder to the beach? To catch the high tide! 2. What did the ocean say to the surfer? Nothing, it just waved. 3. Why did the surfer go to the seafood restaurant? To get some board and … Read more
Snow laughing matter: The top blizzard puns that will have you in stitches 1. Why did the snow-person ask for a raise? Because they were freezing their assets off! 2. What do snowmen like to do on the weekends? Chill out and relax! 3. How do blizzards keep in touch? They send snow-mails! 4. What … Read more
Prime Cuts of Comedy: The Best Beef Puns That Will Make You Chuckle 1. Why did the beef go to the party? Because it was a rare occasion! 2. What did the steak say to the knife? “I’m falling for you!” 3. How does a hamburger introduce his wife? “Meet Patty!” 4. Why did the … Read more
All Aboard the Punderground: The Top Subway Puns to Brighten Your Commute 1. Why did the math book take the subway? It had too many problems to solve on its own. 2. How does a subway musician remember lyrics? They always take note! 3. What do you call a haunted subway station? A spook-station. 4. … Read more
