The Joke Man Count on These Hilarious Math Puns to Add up to a Good Time 1. Parallel lines have so much in common. It’s a shame they’ll never meet. 2. Why was the equal sign so humble? Because he knew he wasn’t less than or greater than anyone else. 3. I’m reading a book on anti-gravity, it’s … Read more
Running on Empty: The Funniest Running Puns to Keep You Laughing on the Track 1. Why did the runner stop halfway through the race? He couldn’t take it anymore, he needed a “brake”! 2. What did the running shoes say to the feet? “You’re the sole-mate for me!” 3. Why did the jogger go to … Read more
Machu Poochu: The top toilet humor puns about Peru 1. Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill in Peru? To reach the Incan-tainer! 2. What did the bathroom say to the tourist in Peru? “Llama use it first!” 3. Where do Peruvian toilets get their water from? Machupee-chu! 4. Why did the toilet … Read more
“Peacock-a-Boo: Hilarious Peacock Puns That Will Crack You Up” 1. Why did the peacock go to the party? He heard it was a feather-raising event! 2. What did the peacock say to the irritating bird? You’re really starting to ruffle my feathers! 3. How does a peacock apologize? He offers a tail of contrition. 4. … Read more
Toast to Laughter: The Top 10 Hilarious Toaster Puns 1. Why did the toaster break up with its bread? It couldn’t handle the heat anymore. 2. What do you call a piece of bread that loves to give speeches? A toastmaster. 3. Why did the toaster go to therapy? It had too many emotional bagels. … Read more
Cutting Edge Comedy: The Top Surgery Puns That Will Have You in Stitches 1. I tried to make a pun about surgery, but I couldn’t find the funny bone. 2. The surgeon told the patient he was bleeding well, but he just had bad circulation. 3. The doctor said the operation would be a piece … Read more
Chuckle-worthy Cancer Puns: Laughter is the Best Medicine 1. Why did the cancer cell get kicked out of the party? It was too tumor-ific. 2. What did the oncologist say to the cancer cell? “You’re out of control!” 3. Why did the cancer cell start a band? It wanted to spread its malignant music. 4. … Read more
Paloma-rama: The Top 10 Pun-tastic Paloma Jokes 1. Why did the Paloma refuse to share its drink? Because it was too grapeful to let go. 2. What do you call a Paloma who tells jokes? A pun-oma! 3. How does a Paloma apologize? It offers a tequila olive branch. 4. What did the grape say … Read more
1. Tuna-rrific Puns: Reeling in the Best Fishy Dad Jokes 1. Did you hear about the tuna who became a chef? He had a lot of scales to tackle! 2. Why did the tuna bring a ruler to school? To measure the size of the scale-triangle! 3. What did the tuna say to the fishermen? … Read more
Drill into the Laughter: The Top 10 Hilarious Drill Puns 1. Why did the drill go to therapy? It had too many bits and pieces to handle. 2. What do you call a drill that sings? A power tool-tor. 3. Why do drills make terrible comedians? They can never seem to drive the punchline. 4. … Read more
