In this very funny joke compilation, we have come up with the best beat jokes, beat puns and beat dad jokes to make you laugh.
The Beat Jokes: Hilarious One-Liners
1. Why did the drummer get kicked out of the band? He couldn’t find his rhythm.
2. What do you call a drummer who breaks up with his girlfriend? Homeless.
3. Why was the drummer always late for gigs? He couldn’t find the right tempo.
4. How do you know if a drummer is at your door? The knocking speeds up.
5. What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend? Homeless.
6. Why don’t drummers play hide and seek? Good luck finding them with all that noise.
7. How does a drummer keep time? With a snare drum.
8. Why did the drummer go to jail? He got caught drumsticking up a bank.
9. How many drummers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they have machines for that.
10. What’s the difference between a drummer and a large pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.
Laugh Out Loud with These Beat Jokes
1. I used to play in a band called ‘Blanket’. We were good at covering.
2. Why did the musician get kicked out of school? Because he was always sharp.
3. How do you fix a broken tuba? With a tuba glue.
4. What’s a musician’s favorite movie? Lord of the Strings.
5. Why did the scarecrow become a successful musician? He was outstanding in his field.
6. What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft? A flat minor.
7. Why did Mozart kill all his chickens? Because they kept saying, “Bach, Bach, Bach.”
8. What’s the difference between a banjo and a trampoline? You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.
9. Why couldn’t the string quartet find their composer? He was Haydn.
10. Music puns? How sharp!