In this very funny joke compilation, we have come up with the best wrap jokes, wrap puns and wrap dad jokes to make you laugh.
Wrap Your Mind Around These Hilarious Jokes!
1. Why did the gift get promoted? Because it knew how to wrap things up!
2. Why did the wrapping paper go to school? It wanted to learn how to wrap its head around things.
3. What did the gift say to the wrapping paper? “You really know how to cover for me!”
4. Why did the bow break up with the ribbon? It just couldn’t tie the knot.
5. What do you call a present that sings? Wrap music!
6. Why did the wrapping paper go to therapy? It had some serious wrapping issues.
7. How does Santa Claus wrap his presents? With Christmas cheer and a little holiday magic.
8. What did the gift say to the wrapping paper on Christmas morning? “You really nailed it!”
9. Why did the tape blush? Because it saw the wrapping paper wrap around the gift.
10. What do you call wrapping paper that’s always late? Tardy wrap!
Unwrapping the Funniest Wrap Jokes
1. Why don’t gifts ever get cold? Because they’re always wrapped up!
2. What’s the wrapping paper’s favorite game? Hide and seek!
3. How do you keep a wrap joke fresh? Wrap it up in a new punchline!
4. Why was the wrapping paper feeling competitive? It wanted to wrap things up better than anyone else.
5. Why was the ribbon feeling bouncy? It had too much gift wrapping energy!
6. What did the wrapping paper say to the scissors? “Don’t cut in line!”
7. Why did the bow get a job at the gift wrapping store? It had a real talent for tying things up.
8. What do you call a gift that’s really emotional? A tearjerker wrapped in tissue paper!
9. Why did the gift wrap fall over? It was feeling un-raveled.
10. What’s a wrap artist’s favorite movie? “The Giftfather”!
Laugh ’til You Wrap with These Jokes
1. Why did the wrapping paper win an award? It was best at wrapping people around its finger.
2. What did the bow say when it got stood up on a date? “I guess I’ll just tie one on!”
3. Why did the present go to the party alone? It couldn’t find a suitable wrapping mate.
4. What did the wrapping paper say to the gift box? “You complete me.”
5. Why did the ribbon have trouble staying still? It was always tying itself in knots!
6. How do you know when a gift wrap joke is over? When it’s a wrap!
7. What’s a gift’s favorite type of joke? A pun-wrapped present!
8. Why did the tape stick around for so long? It couldn’t tear itself away.
9. What did the gift say to the wrapping paper after a long day? “You really have me all wrapped up.”
10. Why did the gift wrap blush? It saw the scissors cutting it a little too close.
The Wrap on Rib-tickling Jokes
1. Why did the gift wrap giggle? It was tickled pink by the scissors.
2. What do you call a gift wrap that’s a prankster? Wrapping paper trail!
3. Why did the bow tie itself in a knot? It wanted to keep the joke tight.
4. What did the wrapping paper say to the tape? “Stick with me, we make a great team.”
5. Why did the gift wrap go to the comedy club? It wanted to get wrapped up in laughter.
6. How does a wrapping paper introduce itself? “I’m all wrapped up in this gift-giving business.”
7. What’s a gift wrap’s favorite dance move? The wrapping shuffle!
8. Why did the ribbon get all tangled up? It couldn’t resist the urge to tie one on.
9. What’s a gift wrap’s favorite kind of music? Wrap and roll!
10. Why did the scissors break up with the wrapping paper? It just couldn’t cut it anymore.
Keep the Laughter Rolling with These Wrap Jokes
1. Why did the gift wrap cry at the party? It felt like it was all wrapped up in emotions.
2. What do you call it when wrapping paper tells a joke? A punch-wrap line!
3. Why did the ribbon refuse to bow down to the wrapping paper? It had too much self-tie.
4. What did the wrapping paper say to the gift box during a heated argument? “You really know how to box me in!”
5. Why did the tape stick to the wrapping paper for so long? It couldn’t peel itself away.
6. How does wrapping paper deal with stress? It wraps itself in positivity!
7. What’s a gift wrap’s favorite pick-up line? “Can I ribbon you up in conversation?”
8. Why did the bow tie itself in knots all the time? It just had a twisted sense of humor.
9. What did the wrapping paper say to the gift on Valentine’s Day? “I’m all wrapped up in you!”
10. Why did the gift wrap become a news anchor? It loved to cover stories.