In this very funny joke compilation, we have come up with the best wool jokes, wool puns and wool dad jokes to make you laugh.
Wool You Laugh at These Funny Jokes?
1. Why did the sheep break up with her boyfriend? He was always pulling the wool over her eyes!
2. What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate? A candy baa!
3. Why do sheep never have money? They always come up a few cents short.
4. How do you make a wool sweater itch? Tell it terrible puns!
5. Why was the sheep always the first one ready for the party? He was always the one pulling the fleece over everyone’s eyes.
6. What did the mama sheep say to her child when he asked for her wool? “Ewe can’t have it!”
7. Why did the lamb go to the gym? To get baaaaaa-ff!
8. What do you call a sheep with money? Wool off!
9. Why did the sheep bring a laptop to the farmer’s market? To make ewe-tube videos!
10. How does a sheep say Merry Christmas? Fleece Navidad!
Sheepishly Hilarious: The Best Wool Jokes
1. What did the sheep say to the shearer? “I’m feeling a little sheepish!”
2. Why did the sheep go to the doctor? He had a baaaaa-d case of the flu!
3. What do you call a sheep with no legs? A cloud.
4. How does a sheep say hello in French? Bonjour-ewe!
5. Why did the sheep bring a ladder to the barn? To take his wool to new heights!
6. What did the sheep say to the fashion designer? “I’m looking for a little shear brilliance!”
7. Why did the sheep go to the Bahamas? To get a little tan-gent fleece!
8. What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper!
9. Why was the sheep always the best comedian? He had the best ewe-dience!
10. How do sheep stay up to date with the latest news? They read the baa-press!
Get Ready to Shear Some Laughs with These Wooly Jokes
1. Why did the sheep go on strike? He felt he was being fleeced!
2. What did the sheep say to the knitting needles? “Ewe really knitwitted!”
3. How does a sheep say “I love you”? Fleece be mine!
4. Why did the sheep break up with her stylist? She didn’t like the cuts!
5. What do you get when you cross a sheep and a porcupine? An animal that can knit its own sweaters!
6. Why did the sheep bring a bell to the party? He wanted to be the baa-ringer of good times!
7. What do you call a sheep with no head or legs? A cloud.
8. How do you know if a sheep is feeling down? They’re feeling a little blue!
9. What did the sheep say to the farmer? “Ewe rock my world!”
10. Why did the sheep turn down the job offer? It was a woolful offer!