In this very funny joke compilation, we have come up with the best wild jokes, wild puns and wild dad jokes to make you laugh.
Laugh Out Loud: The Top 5 Wild Animal Jokes
1. Why did the lion break up with his lioness girlfriend? Because she was a cheetah!
2. What do you call a gorilla wearing headphones? Anything you want, he can’t hear you!
3. How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together!
4. Why did the zebra go to the party alone? Because he couldn’t find a mate!
5. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
Wildly Hilarious: Animal Puns That Will Make You Roar with Laughter
1. I’m not kitten you, these animal puns are purrfectly funny!
2. What’s a frog’s favorite game? Croak-et!
3. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
4. How do you organize a space party? You planet!
5. Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks!
Funny Furry Friends: The Best Animal Jokes to Brighten Your Day
1. What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra!
2. How do you make a cat happy? Give it a paws!
3. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite!
4. Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems!
5. Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts!
Safari Stand-Up: Wild Animal Jokes That Are Seriously Funny
1. Why don’t elephants use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse!
2. What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie? A python!
3. Why did the koala break up with the eucalyptus tree? It wasn’t looking for a koalaty relationship!
4. How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut!
5. What do you call a bear with no ears? B!
Comedy in the Jungle: Wildly Entertaining Animal Jokes for All Ages
1. Why did the lion eat the tightrope walker? He wanted a well-balanced meal!
2. How do you know if a squirrel is into classical music? It starts nut-cracking to Tchaikovsky!
3. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye-deer!
4. Why did the kangaroo stop drinking coffee? Because it made him too jumpy!
5. Why did the sheep go to the hair salon? To get a baaa-d haircut!