In this very funny joke compilation, we have come up with the best wet jokes, wet puns and wet dad jokes to make you laugh.
Drenched with laughter: The funniest wet jokes to make a splash
1. Why did the piece of gum refuse to go swimming? It was afraid of getting stuck in a water log.
2. What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing, it just waved.
3. How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together.
4. Why did the watermelon have to have a big wedding? Because it cantaloupe.
5. What do you call a fish wearing a crown? A kingfish.
6. Why do seagulls fly over the sea and not the bay? Because then they’d be bagels.
7. How do you clean a tuba underwater? With a tuba toothpaste.
8. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a shark? Frostbite.
9. Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they are shellfish.
10. How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it.
Soaking up the humor: Hilarious jokes about water and wetness
1. Why did the fish blush? Because it saw the ocean’s bottom.
2. What do you call a pile of kittens on a tile floor? A meowtain.
3. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
4. Why do ducks have feathers? To cover their buttquacks.
5. How do you drown a hipster? In the mainstream.
6. What do you get when you mix a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite.
7. Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems.
8. What do you call two spiders who just got married? Newlywebs.
9. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing.
10. What do you call a factory that makes okay products? A satisfactory.
Making a splash with these side-splitting jokes about being wet
1. What do you call fish who plays the guitar? Bass-ist.
2. How do we know the ocean is friendly? It waves.
3. Why did the shark refuse to fight? It was afraid of getting caught up in legal-fin action.
4. How do you catch a squirrel underwater? Dive into the deep end and catch it unawares.
5. Why did the mermaid swim across the ocean? To get to the other tide.
6. Why are pirates so good at singing? They hit the high C’s.
7. What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? Damn.
8. What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets wet.
9. Why are lifeguards so good at saving relationships? They’re great at saying, “you’re in deep water now.”
10. Why did the fish blush? Because it saw the ocean’s bottom.