In this very funny joke compilation, we have come up with the best weird jokes, weird puns and weird dad jokes to make you laugh.
The Top 5 Wackiest Jokes Guaranteed to Make You Laugh
1. Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two tired!
2. What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta!
3. I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.
4. I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.
5. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
Hilarious One-Liners That Will Have You Rolling on the Floor
6. Parallel lines have so much in common. It’s a shame they’ll never meet.
7. I’m reading a book on the history of glue. Can’t seem to put it down!
8. I’m friends with 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know why.
9. I used to be a baker, but I couldn’t make enough dough.
10. I told my wife she should do lunges to stay in shape. That would be a big step forward!
Quirky Knock-Knock Jokes That’ll Leave You in Stitches
11. Knock knock. Who’s there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce in, it’s cold out here!
12. Knock knock. Who’s there? Harry. Harry who? Harry up and let me in!
13. Knock knock. Who’s there? Boo. Boo who? Aw, don’t cry – it’s just a joke!
14. Knock knock. Who’s there? Olive. Olive who? Olive you and I miss you!
15. Knock knock. Who’s there? Dishes. Dishes who? Dishes the police – open up!
Unusual Puns That Are Sure to Tickle Your Funny Bone
16. I used to have a job at a calendar factory, but I got fired for taking a couple of days off.
17. Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted!
18. I’m trying to organize a hide and seek competition, but it’s a little difficult. Good players are really hard to find.
19. I used to be a baker, but I couldn’t make enough dough.
20. I told my wife she should do lunges to stay in shape. That would be a big step forward!
The Most Outrageous Jokes That Are Just Too Weird to Ignore
21. Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose.
22. I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.
23. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
24. What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite.
25. Did you hear about the Italian chef who died? He pasta way.