In this very funny joke compilation, we have come up with the best weekend jokes, weekend puns and weekend dad jokes to make you laugh.
Laugh Your Way Through the Weekend with These Hilarious Jokes
1. Why don’t scientists trust atoms on the weekends? Because they make up everything!
2. I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes… She gave me a hug.
3. Why did the math book look sad on the weekend? It had too many problems.
4. What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit to eat on the weekend? A blood orange.
5. Why did the tomato turn red on the weekend? Because it saw the salad dressing.
6. I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.
7. Why do cows have hooves instead of feet on the weekend? Because they lactose.
8. I used to be a baker, but I couldn’t make enough dough.
9. What’s a tree’s favorite dating app on the weekend? Timber!
10. I told a chemistry joke, but there was no reaction.
Start Your Weekend Off Right with Some Side-Splitting Jokes
1. I’m on a seafood diet… I see food and I eat it.
2. Parallel lines have so much in common. It’s a shame they’ll never meet.
3. Why don’t eggs tell jokes on the weekend? They’d crack each other up!
4. Did you hear about the mathematician who’s afraid of negative numbers? He’ll stop at nothing to avoid them.
5. I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down!
6. Why did the scarecrow win an award on the weekend? Because he was outstanding in his field.
7. I’m friends with 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know y.
8. What do you call fake spaghetti on the weekend? An impasta.
9. I’m reading a book about hurricanes and tornadoes. It’s only a whirlwind romance.
10. I asked the librarian if they had a book on paranoia. She whispered, “They’re right behind you.”
Keep the Weekend Vibes Going with These Funny Jokes
1. I used to be a baker, but I couldn’t make enough dough.
2. What’s a tree’s favorite dating app on the weekend? Timber!
3. I told a chemistry joke, but there was no reaction.
4. I’m on a seafood diet… I see food and I eat it.
5. Parallel lines have so much in common. It’s a shame they’ll never meet.
6. Why don’t eggs tell jokes on the weekend? They’d crack each other up!
7. Did you hear about the mathematician who’s afraid of negative numbers? He’ll stop at nothing to avoid them.
8. I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down!
9. Why did the scarecrow win an award on the weekend? Because he was outstanding in his field.
10. I’m friends with 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know y.