In this very funny joke compilation, we have come up with the best tired jokes, tired puns and tired dad jokes to make you laugh.
Hilariously Lame Jokes That Will Make You Roll Your Eyes
1. Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two tired.
2. Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up.
3. Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems.
4. What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta.
5. I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.
6. How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together.
7. What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh.
8. Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts.
9. What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator.
10. I’m reading a book on anti-gravity, it’s impossible to put down.
The Ultimate List of Dad Jokes That Are So Bad, They’re Good
1. Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.
2. I’m reading a book on the history of glue. I just can’t seem to put it down.
3. How do you organize a space party? You planet.
4. Did you hear about the cheese factory explosion? There was nothing left but de-brie.
5. Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because the “P” is silent.
6. I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.
7. I used to hate facial hair, but then it grew on me.
8. Why couldn’t the bicycle find its way home? It lost its bearings.
9. Did you hear about the math teacher who’s afraid of negative numbers? He’ll stop at nothing to avoid them.
10. I would tell you a joke about construction, but I’m still working on it.
Laugh Out Loud at These Classic Knock Knock Jokes
1. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don’t cry, it’s just a joke.
2. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in, it’s cold out here!
3. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cows go.
Cows go who?
No silly, cows go moo!
4. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you and I miss you!
5. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Atch.
Atch who?
Bless you!
6. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Otto.
Otto who?
Otto know me by now.
7. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Tank.
Tank who?
You’re welcome.
8. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Harry.
Harry who?
Harry up, it’s cold out here!
9. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in, it’s freezing!
10. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?
Puns Galore: The Funniest and Most Ridiculous Jokes Around
1. I’m friends with 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know why.
2. Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery.
3. Parallel lines have so much in common. It’s a shame they’ll never meet.
4. I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it.
5. I used to be a baker, but I couldn’t make enough dough.
6. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
7. I told my wife she should do lunges to stay in shape. That would be a big step forward.
8. I knew a guy who collected candy canes, but he refused to eat them. He was just trying to stick to his principles.
9. I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.
10. I’m reading a book on the history of glue. I can’t seem to put it down.
You Won’t Be Able to Stop Chuckling at These One-Liners and Wordplay Jokes
1. I used to be a baker, but I couldn’t make enough dough.
2. Why did the math book look sad? It had too many problems.
3. How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together.
4. Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she will let it go.
5. I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.
6. Parallel lines have so much in common. It’s a shame they’ll never meet.
7. Why can’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two tired.
8. Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up.
9. I would tell you a joke about construction, but I’m still working on it.
10. What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator.