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Top St. Patrick’s Day Riddles for Kids
- What type of bow can’t be tied?
A rainbow.
- Why did the leprechaun cross the road?
To get to the pot of gold!
- What do you call a fake Irish diamond?
A sham rock!
- What do you get when you cross a leprechaun with a frog?
A little green that croaks!
- Why is the leprechaun so happy?
Because he’s a wee bit lucky!
- What do leprechauns love to do?
Short and sweet!
- What kind of music do leprechauns like best?
Sham-rock!
- Why don’t you iron a four-leaf clover?
Because you don’t want to press your luck!
- What’s a leprechaun’s favorite exercise?
Dancin’ a jig!
- Where do leprechauns keep their money?
In a bank of the rainbow!
Fun and Challenging St. Patrick’s Day Riddles for All Ages
- I have cities, but no houses. I have mountains, but no trees. I have water, but no fish. What am I?
A map of Ireland.
- What has a heart that doesn’t beat?
An artichoke (or you could say a shamrock!).
- What’s green and sings?
Elvis Parsley!
- Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick’s Day?
Because real rocks are too heavy!
- What comes once in a minute, twice in a moment, but never in a thousand years?
The letter “m” (also, the magic of leprechauns!).
- Why is St. Patrick’s Day like a tree?
Because they both have plenty of leaves!
- What can you catch but not throw?
A cold (or maybe a leprechaun!).
- What disappears as soon as you say its name?
Silence (especially during a lively Irish jig!).
- I am full of holes, but I can still hold water. What am I?
A sponge (but I dream of being a pot of gold!).
- What runs around the yard without moving?
A fence (or the leprechauns pretending to hide!).
Clever St. Patrick’s Day Riddles to Share at Parties
- I am small, round, and found in gardens. What am I?
A leprechaun’s gold coin!
- What lights up a St. Patrick’s Day parade?
A shamrock lantern!
- What can you find at the end of a rainbow?
A leprechaun’s pot of luck!
- What has four leaves and is a sign of good luck?
A four-leaf clover!
- Why are leprechauns always so happy?
Because their life is a ‘pot’ of fun!
- I’m tall when I’m young, and I’m short when I’m old. What am I?
A candle (or a tall shamrock!).
- What goes up when the rain comes down?
An umbrella (especially during Irish rain!).
- What runs but cannot walk?
A river (that flows through Ireland!).
- What is made of gold but is not a metal?
A leprechaun’s witty laugh!
- I can travel around the world but stay in a corner. What am I?
A stamp (often sent from Ireland!).
Unique and Creative St. Patrick’s Day Riddles for Families
- What do you call a leprechaun’s favorite candy?
A lucky charm!
- What is a leprechaun’s favorite game?
Hide and seek (for treasure!).
- I can be cracked, made, told, and played. What am I?
A joke (especially St. Patty’s jokes!).
- Why did the skeleton go to the St. Patrick’s Day party?
Because he had no body to dance with!
- What do you call a leprechaun in a bad mood?
A grouchy green!
- What do you get when you cross a leprechaun and a spider?
A web of luck!
- Why do leprechauns always carry a pot?
Because they like to make a splash!
- What grows down as it grows up?
A goose (and leprechauns’ patience!).
- What can travel all over the world while staying in a corner?
A postage stamp (from Ireland!).
- I have keys but open no locks. What am I?
A piano (that plays Irish tunes!).
Short and Sweet St. Patrick’s Day Riddles for Quick Fun
- What do you call a leprechaun’s favorite marathon?
The shamrock run!
- Why do leprechauns love to play tricks?
Because it’s a lot of fun!
- What kind of shoes do leprechauns wear?
Little green slippers!
- Why did the leprechaun go to school?
To improve his “lucky” chances!
- What did the leprechaun say to the rainbow?
“I’m green with envy!”
- Why did the potato sit down?
It was fried!
- What did the farmer say to his potato?
“It’s time to get mashed!”
- What do leprechauns enjoy most?
A good laugh!
- What do you call a clumsy leprechaun?
A stumble-crohn!
- What did one shamrock say to the other?
“We’re lucky to be together!”