In this very funny joke compilation, we have come up with the best spicy jokes, spicy puns and spicy dad jokes to make you laugh.
Heat things up with these hilarious spicy jokes
1. Why did the jalapeño break up with the bell pepper? Because it was too hot to handle!
2. How do tacos say grace? Lettuce pray.
3. What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese!
4. Why did the chili pepper red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
5. What did one jalapeño say to the other? Hey, hot stuff!
6. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
7. What type of beans are the spiciest? Volcanoes!
8. What do you call a spicy ornament? A jala-piñata!
9. How do you fix a broken tortilla? With “masa-rilla” tape!
10. Why did the hotdog turn down the salsa? It couldn’t “ketchup” with it!
Spicy and sizzling: the funniest jokes that are sure to make you sweat
1. What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!
2. Why did the avocado go to the party alone? Because it couldn’t find a date!
3. Why couldn’t the sesame seed leave the casino? Because he was on a roll!
4. How did the condiment propose to the hotdog? With relish!
5. Why did the sushi blush? Because it saw the soy sauce!
6. What’s a snowman’s favorite Mexican food? Brrrrrritos!
7. How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut!
8. Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drums!
9. How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together!
10. Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? Because it was two-tired!
Get ready to laugh until it burns with these top spicy jokes
1. Why couldn’t the bicycle find its way home? It lost its bearings!
2. How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it!
3. Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
4. What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot!
5. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one!
6. What did the ocean say to the shore? Nothing, it just waved!
7. How do you organize a space party? You planet!
8. Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems!
9. What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine!
10. Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because it was always spotted!
Turn up the heat with these side-splittingly funny spicy jokes
1. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
2. How do you make holy water? Boil the hell out of it!
3. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
4. Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged!
5. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite!
6. How do you make a Kleenex dance? Put a little boogie in it!
7. Why did the student eat his homework? Because the teacher told him it was a piece of cake!
8. Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They may crack up!
9. How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut!
10. Why did the man sit on the clock? He wanted to be on time!
From mild to wild: the best spicy jokes that will leave you in stitches
1. Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems!
2. How do you organize a space party? You planet!
3. Why did the sun go to school? To get a little brighter!
4. What did one wall say to the other wall? “I’ll meet you at the corner!”
5. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
6. How do you fix a broken tomato? With “toma-to” tape!
7. What did the sushi say to the bee? Wasabee!
8. Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks!
9. How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together!
10. Why did the hotdog turn down the salsa? It couldn’t “ketchup” with it!