In this very funny joke compilation, we have come up with the best skunk jokes, skunk puns and skunk dad jokes to make you laugh.
Stinkin’ Funny: Hilarious Skunk Jokes to Make You Laugh
1. What do you get when you cross a skunk with a snowman? Frostbite!
2. Why was the skunk always happy? Because she had a lot of scent-sations!
3. How do you know if a skunk is in a room? You can smell its presence!
4. What did the skunk say when the wind changed direction? It’s all up in the air now!
5. Why do skunks love to dance? Because they have all the right moves… and smells!
6. What do you call a group of skunks? A “stink tank”!
7. How does a skunk feel after a long day? Exhausted, but still smelling great!
8. What do you call a skunk who can perform magic tricks? A scent-sational illusionist!
9. Why did the skunk join the school band? To play the “bass-toots”!
10. What do you get when you cross a skunk with a ninja? A silent but deadly warrior!
Laugh Out Loud: The Top Skunk Jokes Guaranteed to Amuse
1. Why don’t skunks use social media? They prefer to keep a low scent-profile!
2. What did the skunk say to the comedian? You really stink at this!
3. How did the skunk feel after winning the fragrance contest? Scent-sational!
4. What do you call a skunk who’s a neat freak? An obsessive compulsive de-scenter!
5. Why did the skunk bring a magnet to the party? He heard the place was attracting a lot of poles!
6. What’s a skunk’s favorite type of movie? One with a “scent-sational” plot twist!
7. How did the skunk get a raise at work? He really “stunk up” to the boss!
8. Why do skunks make terrible spies? They can never keep a low profile!
9. What do skunks call their odorless friend? Scent-free!
10. Why was the skunk always invited to parties? He knew how to make an entrance… and an exit!