In this very funny joke compilation, we have come up with the best shark jokes, shark puns and shark dad jokes to make you laugh.
Sink your teeth into these hilarious shark puns and jokes!
1. Why did the shark blush? Because it saw the ocean’s bottom!
2. What did the shark say when he ate the clownfish? This tastes a little funny!
3. What do you get when you cross a shark and a snowman? Frostbite.
4. How do you make a shark laugh? Tell it a whale of a joke!
5. What did the shark say to the filmmaker? Can you please stop calling me a loan shark?
6. Why did the shark refuse to eat the clown? Because it tasted funny!
7. What did the shark say to the surfer? Catch you later!
8. Why are sharks so good at math? Because they love to fin-ish their problems.
9. How do you throw a shark a surprise party? Tell him jaws-dropping news!
10. What do you call a shark that delivers toys? Santa Jaws!
Hilarious shark jokes guaranteed to make you laugh out loud
1. Why don’t sharks like fast food? Because they can’t catch it!
2. How does a shark greet its friends? With a fin-tastic wave!
3. What do you get when you cross a shark with a snowman? Frost bite.
4. What’s a shark’s favorite sci-fi show? Shark Trek: The Next Generation.
5. What do you get when you cross a shark with a snowman? Frostbite.
6. What’s a shark’s favorite movie? The Shaw-shark Redemption.
7. Why don’t sharks like fast food? Because they can’t catch it!
8. How do you make a shark laugh? Tell him a whale of a joke!
9. What do you call a shark that likes to gamble? A card shark!
10. What do you call a shark that’s always making jokes? A clownfish!