In this very funny joke compilation, we have come up with the best season jokes, season puns and season dad jokes to make you laugh.
Hilarious Winter Jokes to Keep You Warm
1. Why was the snowman looking through the carrots? He was picking his nose.
2. What do snowmen wear on their heads? Ice caps.
3. How does a snowman get around? By riding an “icicle.”
4. Why did the snowman bring a shovel to the party? He heard there would be “ice-breaking” activities.
5. What did one snowman say to the other? “Do you smell carrots?”
6. Why was the math book sad during the winter? It had too many problems.
7. How do you know if there’s a snowman in your bed? You wake up with frostbite.
8. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman.
9. What’s a snowman’s favorite cereal? Frosty Flakes.
10. How do you catch a squirrel in the winter? Climb a tree and act like a nut.
The Top Spring Jokes to Make You Bloom with Laughter
1. Why was the math book sad during the spring? It had too many problems.
2. What do you call a rabbit in the spring? A “hare” in the air.
3. Why do birds fly south in the spring? Because it’s too far to walk.
4. How does a tree feel in the spring? Relieved, because winter is finally over.
5. What do you call a bear with no teeth in the springtime? A gummy bear.
6. Why did the bee go to the doctor? It had hives.
7. What’s the best day for a wedding in the spring? May the 4th (force) be with you.
8. Why was the gardener always happy in the spring? Because he was “grounded.”
9. What kind of music do bunnies like in the spring? Hip hop.
10. How does a farmer mend his pants in the spring? With cabbage patches.
Sunny Summer Jokes That Will Keep You Cool
1. Why did the sun go to school? To get brighter.
2. What sound do you hear when a snowman melts in the summer? Frosty the Drippy Snowman.
3. What did the ocean say to the shore in the summer? Nothing, it just waved.
4. Why did the tomato turn red in the summer? Because it saw the salad dressing.
5. How do you organize a space party in the summer? You planet.
6. What do you call two birds in love in the summer? Tweethearts.
7. Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself in the summer? It was two tired.
8. What do you call a hot dog in the summer? A sweat sausage.
9. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants in the summer? In case he got a hole in one.
10. What’s a shark’s favorite game in the summer? Swallow the leader.
The Funniest Fall Jokes to Leaf You in Stitches
1. Why do seagulls fly over the sea in the fall? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels.
2. What did the tree say to the wind in the fall? “Leaf me alone!”
3. Why do ghosts love fall so much? Because it’s leaf-turn season.
4. How do you fix a broken pumpkin in the fall? With a pumpkin patch.
5. What did one autumn leaf say to another? “I’m falling for you.”
6. Why do vampires seem sick in the fall? Because they’re always coffin.
7. What do you call a tree that loves to roam in the fall? Wander-leaf.
8. Why was the scarecrow promoted in the fall? Because he was outstanding in his field.
9. How do you know when it’s time to go to bed in the fall? When the shadow of the street lamp reaches the edge of your bed.
10. Why did the farmer bury all his money in the leaves in the fall? He wanted to make his “cents” grow.
Year-Round Funny Jokes to Keep Your Spirits High
1. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
2. What season is it best to go on a trampoline? Spring-time.
3. Why did the calendar go to therapy? Because it had too many issues.
4. What did the tree say to spring? What a re-leaf.
5. Why do birds fly south in the winter? It’s faster than walking.
6. What do you call a snowman in May? A puddle.
7. How do you prevent summer? Stay in the shade.
8. Why do bees hum in summer? Because they don’t know the words.
9. Why did the tomato turn red in the fall? Because it saw the salad dressing.
10. What is a tree’s least favorite month? Sep-timber.