In this very funny joke compilation, we have come up with the best science jokes, science puns and science dad jokes to make you laugh.
1. Hilarious Chemistry Jokes to Make You Laugh Out Loud
1. Did you hear about the chemist who was reading a book about helium? He just couldn’t put it down!
2. I told a chemistry joke, but there was no reaction.
3. Why do chemists like nitrates so much? Because they’re cheaper than day rates!
4. If Avogadro calls, tell him to leave his number.
5. Why do chemists like high temperatures? Because they’re always in their element!
6. Have you heard the one about the sick chemist? If you can’t helium, and you can’t curium, then you might as well barium.
7. What do you do with a sick chemist? If you can’t helium and you can’t curium, then you might as well buryum.
8. I would tell you a joke about sodium, but Na.
9. Two atoms are walking down the street. One suddenly stops and says, “Oh no, I think I lost an electron!” The other asks, “Are you positive?”
10. Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium? It went OK.
2. Side-Splitting Physics Jokes That Will Have You in Stitches
1. How does a physicist exercise? By pumping ion.
2. Why can’t you trust an atom? Because they make up everything!
3. Did you hear about the mathematician who’s afraid of negative numbers? He will stop at nothing to avoid them.
4. What did the thermometer say to the graduated cylinder? “You may have graduated, but I’ve got many degrees.”
5. I’ve been reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down!
6. Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love, and got married. The ceremony wasn’t much, but the reception was excellent!
7. The bartender says, “We don’t serve faster-than-light particles here.” A tachyon walks into a bar.
8. Why did the chicken cross the Möbius strip? To get to the same side.
9. I told a chemistry joke, but there was no reaction.
10. Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems.
3. Gut-Busting Biology Jokes Guaranteed to Crack You Up
1. How do you make a hormone? Don’t pay her.
2. I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down!
3. Why do biologists like to work in the dark? Because they can’t handle the daylight!
4. Why did the biologist break up with the weatherman? Too many clashing interests.
5. How did the biology student punish his misbehaving bacteria? He put them in germ jail!
6. Did you hear about the biologist who had twins? She baptized one and kept the other as a control.
7. The other day I saw a DNA helicase that was stuck in traffic. It was trying to unwind the double helix.
8. Why are neurons bad at playing hide and seek? They always get found!
9. Did you hear about the microbiologist who visited 30 different countries and spoke 6 languages? He was a man of many cultures.
10. What do you call an Amoeba that starts telling jokes? A comedibozoa.
4. Rib-Tickling Astronomy Jokes for Space Lovers
1. How does an astronaut serve dinner? On flying saucers.
2. Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems.
3. Is the ocean jealous of the sky? Because it’s so Sirius.
4. How do you throw a space party? You planet!
5. How do you organize a space party? You planet!
6. Why was the mathematician late to work? He took the rhombus.
7. How do you organize a space birthday party? You planet.
8. What do planets like to read? Comet books.
9. Why did the sun go to school? To get a little brighter.
10. What’s a light-year? The same as a regular year, but with less calories.
5. Laugh-Out-Loud Engineering Jokes for the Tech-Savvy Crowd
1. Why did the programmer quit his job? Because he didn’t get arrays.
2. Why do programmers always mix up Christmas and Halloween? Because Oct 31 == Dec 25.
3. A SQL query walks into a bar, walks up to two tables, and asks, “Can I join you?”
4. Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs.
5. How do you comfort a JavaScript bug? You console it.
6. How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb? None, that’s a hardware problem.
7. Why don’t programmers like nature? It has too many bugs.
8. Why was the JavaScript developer sad? Because he didn’t know how to ‘null.’
9. Why do programmers always mix up Christmas and Halloween? Because Oct 31 == Dec 25.
10. Why do engineering students love being around microwaves? Because they get how they work on so many levels.