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Punny Picks for Saturday Shenanigans
- Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
- What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!
- Did you hear about the mathematician who’s afraid of negative numbers? He’ll stop at nothing to avoid them!
- Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
- What did one wall say to the other wall? I’ll meet you at the corner!
- Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired!
- How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together!
- What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator!
- Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
- What did one hat say to the other hat? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead!
Dad Jokes Galore: The Best Saturday Pun Edition
- What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite!
- Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged!
- How do you organize a space party? You planet!
- Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one!
- I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands!
- Did you hear about the guy who invented Lifesavers? He made a mint!
- Why do chicken coops only have two doors? Because if they had four, they’d be chicken sedans!
- What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies!
- Why do we tell actors to “break a leg”? Because every play has a cast!
- Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
Funny Bone Ticklers: Top Saturday Puns to Brighten Your Day
- What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine!
- Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted!
- What do you call a group of killer whales playing instruments? An orca-stra!
- How do you organize a space party? You planet!
- Why did the broom get a medal? It swept the competition!
- Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired!
- How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut!
- What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese!
- Why did the math book look sad? It had too many problems!
- What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite!
LOL-Worthy Saturday Jokes and Puns for Every Mood
- Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts!
- Why did the math book look sad? It had too many problems!
- What did the big flower say to the little flower? What’s up, bud?
- How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it!
- Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
- What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
- Why was the math book sad? Because they had too many problems!
- How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it!
- Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she will let it go!
- What did one eye say to the other eye? Between you and me, something smells!
