In this very funny joke compilation, we have come up with the best sandwhich jokes, sandwhich puns and sandwhich dad jokes to make you laugh.
The Top 10 Hilarious Sandwich Jokes You Need to Hear
1. Why did the sandwich go to the gym? To get those abs of steel!
2. What did the sandwich say to the fridge? “Close the door, I’m dressing!”
3. Why don’t sandwiches trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
4. What do you call a sandwich that you don’t share? An ‘ich’ sandwich!
5. How does a sandwich apologize? It says, “Lettuce pray for forgiveness!”
6. What do you call a group of sandwiches playing music? A jam session!
7. Why couldn’t the sandwich go to the bar? They didn’t serve minors!
8. What did the bread say to the sandwich filling? You’re the missing piece of my heart!
9. Why did the sandwich blush? Because it saw the salad dressing!
10. How do you catch a runaway sandwich? With mayo-naise!
Laugh Out Loud with These Side-Splitting Sandwich Puns
1. I asked my sandwich if it was feeling homesick. It said, “I’m bread in the middle. What do you expect?”
2. What’s a sandwich’s favorite kind of math? Subtraction!
3. How do you make a sandwich laugh? Pickle it in a funny situation!
4. Why did the tomato turn red? It saw the salad dressing!
5. What did the sandwich do when it couldn’t make it in time? It decided to lettuce sleep on it.
6. Why do sandwiches make terrible gardeners? They can’t handle the weeding!
7. Why did the sandwich go to school? To become a sub-stitute teacher!
8. What does a sandwich wear to smell good? Cologne-slaw!
9. What do you call a sad sandwich? A sobby!
10. Why was the sandwich so good at sports? It was on a roll!
Funny Sandwich Jokes to Make Your Lunch Break More Enjoyable
1. Why did the sandwich bring a tiny umbrella to lunch? In case of a food drizzle!
2. How do you know if a sandwich is friendly? It’s always on a first-name basis!
3. Why was the sandwich dancing? It had a lot of filling in its steps!
4. What did one sandwich say to the other at lunchtime? “You’re the spread to my bread!”
5. Why do sandwiches always have a great sense of humor? They’re always on a roll!
6. What did the sandwich say to the hot dog? You’re on a roll, buddy!
7. How do sandwiches gossip? They spill the beans to the mayo!
8. What did the sandwich say to the toaster? “I want to get toasted with you!”
9. Why do sandwiches make terrible DJs? They can’t handle the rhythm!
10. What did the sandwich say after a long day? I’m feeling pretty crummy.