In this very funny joke compilation, we have come up with the best safety jokes, safety puns and safety dad jokes to make you laugh.
Safety first, jokes later: The top 10 hilarious safety jokes to lighten the mood
1. Why did the safety inspector go to the beach? To catch some rays!
2. How does a construction worker party safely? They put on their “safety dance”!
3. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired!
4. I used to be a baker, but I couldn’t handle the heat… or the heavy lifting.
5. Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems.
6. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
7. What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? “Supplies!”
8. I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.
9. How do you organize a space party? You planet.
10. Have you heard about the claustrophobic astronaut? He just needed a little space.
Cracking up: The funniest workplace safety jokes to share with your coworkers
1. I used to work in a shoe recycling shop. It was sole-destroying.
2. Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
3. What did one elevator say to the other elevator? I think I’m coming down with something!
4. I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down.
5. Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged.
6. How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together.
7. What do you call fake spaghetti? An im-pasta!
8. Parallel lines have so much in common. It’s a shame they’ll never meet.
9. I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.
10. The shovel was a ground-breaking invention.
Safety doesn’t have to be serious: Laugh out loud with these safety-themed jokes
1. I told a chemistry joke, but there was no reaction.
2. Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants.
3. Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere.
4. How do you organize a party in space? You planet.
5. Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted.
6. How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it.
7. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
8. Have you heard about that restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere.
9. Parallel lines have so much in common. It’s a shame they’ll never meet.
10. I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down.
Better safe than sorry, but also funny: The best safety jokes for a good chuckle
1. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one!
2. I used to be a baker, but I couldn’t handle the heat… or the heavy lifting.
3. Did you hear about the mathematician who’s afraid of negative numbers? He’ll stop at nothing to avoid them!
4. I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.
5. How do construction workers party? They raise the roof!
6. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
7. What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? “Supplies!”
8. Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted.
9. I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it.
10. Parallel lines have so much in common. It’s a shame they’ll never meet.
Safety humor at its finest: These jokes will keep you entertained while promoting safety awareness
1. Why did the safety inspector go to the beach? To catch some rays!
2. How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together.
3. Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere.
4. How do you organize a party in space? You planet.
5. I used to work in a shoe recycling shop. It was sole-destroying.
6. What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? “Supplies!”
7. I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down.
8. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired!
9. I told a chemistry joke, but there was no reaction.
10. Vegans are up in arms about Quorn.