In this very funny joke compilation, we have come up with the best romantic jokes, romantic puns and romantic dad jokes to make you laugh.
Love and Laughter: The Top 10 Funniest Romantic Jokes
1. Why did the man break up with his internet girlfriend? She wasn’t his type.
2. What did one magnet say to the other magnet on Valentine’s Day? I find you very attractive.
3. Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some love dough.
4. What did the calculator say to the student on Valentine’s Day? You can count on me.
5. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing.
6. What did the man do after seeing his wife hugging another man? He hugged the waitress.
7. Why did the doctor carry a red pen? In case he needed to draw blood.
8. Why did the girl bring a ladder to the bar? She heard the drinks were on the house.
9. What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies!
10. What did the grape do when stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little whine.
Laughing Through Love: Hilarious Jokes for Couples
1. Why did the husband fill the bathtub with milk? He wanted to take a milk bath.
2. Why did the man put his car in the oven? He wanted a hot rod.
3. What did the man say to his wife when she asked him if he wanted to go out for dinner? I already made reservations for two, me and my couch.
4. Why did the husband wear sunglasses when he made dinner? Because he heard it was a bright idea.
5. Why did the couple break up at the Mexican restaurant? They couldn’t agree on a salsa.
6. What did the husband say to his wife when she asked him to take out the trash? I already took you out.
7. Why did the man give his wife a watch that didn’t work? He wanted her to have a timeless gift.
8. What do you call a romantic comedy about a doctor and a chef? A recipe for love.
9. Why did the wife file for divorce at the hockey game? She wanted to break the ice.
10. Why did the woman bring a ladder to bed? She heard the relationship was on the rocks.
Funny and Flirty: The Best Romantic Jokes to Share with Your Partner
1. Why did the couple bring a ladder to the dance? They wanted to have a step up on the competition.
2. What did the man say to his wife when she asked him if he remembered their anniversary? I thought you forgot too.
3. Why did the woman put her phone in the freezer? She wanted a cool conversation.
4. What do you call two spiders who just got married? Newly webs.
5. Why did the man bake his wife a cake shaped like a shoe? He wanted to sweeten her sole.
6. What did the husband say to his wife when she asked him to buy her a diamond ring? Sorry, I’m not a miner.
7. Why did the woman buy her husband a tree for their anniversary? She wanted to branch out.
8. What did the man say to his wife when she asked him where he wanted to go on vacation? Anywhere as long as you’re there.
9. Why did the couple bring a shovel to bed? They wanted to dig deep into their relationship.
10. What’s the best way to resolve an argument with your partner? A good ol’ hug it out session.
Keep the Sparks Flying with These Side-Splitting Romantic Jokes
1. Why did the couple go to the petting zoo on their date? They wanted to have a wild time.
2. What did the woman say to her husband when he asked if she wanted to go for a walk? Let’s take a stroll down memory lane.
3. Why did the husband give his wife a map for Valentine’s Day? He wanted to show her she had a special place in his heart.
4. What’s the difference between love and marriage? Love is a journey, marriage is a GPS telling you you’ve arrived.
5. Why did the couple bring a suitcase to the restaurant? They heard the food was out of this world.
6. What did the man say to his wife when she asked him to dance? I’m more of a wallflower.
7. Why did the woman bring a toothbrush to the date? She wanted to clean up their relationship.
8. What do you call a romantic picnic on the beach? A sand-wich.
9. Why did the husband give his wife a clock that ran backwards? He wanted to turn back time and spend more of it with her.
10. Why did the couple bring a deck of cards to bed? They wanted to play a game of hearts.
Love That Makes You LOL: Top Romantic Jokes for Date Night
1. Why did the man bring a ladder to the movie theater? He heard they had a stairway to heaven.
2. What did the husband say to his wife when she asked him to serenade her? Sorry, I’m more of a shower singer.
3. Why did the couple bring a mirror to the restaurant? They wanted to see themselves reflected in each other.
4. What did the woman say to her husband when he asked if she wanted to watch a horror movie? I already married you, what’s scarier than that?
5. Why did the man give his wife a piece of string for their anniversary? He wanted to tie the knot even tighter.
6. What do you call a romantic dinner at home? A stew for two.
7. Why did the husband buy his wife a telescope? He wanted her to see just how much he loved her.
8. What’s the best way to keep a relationship fresh? Add some seasoning and spice things up.
9. Why did the couple bring a map to the comedy club? They wanted to navigate their way through the jokes together.
10. Why did the man give his wife a dartboard for their anniversary? He wanted to show her that love is a game – and he’s always a bullseye.