In this very funny joke compilation, we have come up with the best romance jokes, romance puns and romance dad jokes to make you laugh.
Love Jokes to Make Your Partner Laugh
1. Why did the girl break up with the internet?
She found someone more broadband.
2. What did the calculator say to the pencil on Valentine’s Day?
You can count on me.
3. Why do we love romantic comedies?
Because they’re reel-y funny.
4. Why did the two pickles go to couples therapy?
They had too many dill-iffs.
5. What did the grape say when it was crushed?
Nothing, it just let out a little wine.
6. Why did the tomato turn red?
Because it saw the salad dressing.
7. How does a penguin build its house?
Igloos it together.
8. Why was the math book sad?
Because it had too many problems.
9. Why did the bicycle fall over?
It was two tired.
10. What do you call two birds in love?
Tweethearts.
Romantic Knock-Knock Jokes for Date Night
1. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you and I miss you!
2. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in, it’s cold out here!
3. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Honeydew.
Honeydew who?
Honeydew you love me?
4. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Atch.
Atch who?
Bless you, I must be allergic to the love bug!
5. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don’t cry, I’m here for you.
6. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you and I know it!
7. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce fall in love!
8. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Honey.
Honey who?
Honey, I’m home!
9. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you, do you love me too?
10. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don’t cry, I’ll always be here for you!
Cheesy Pick-Up Lines That Will Make You Giggle
1. Are you a campfire? Because you’re hot and I want s’more.
2. Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears.
3. Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes.
4. Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.
5. Do you have a Band-Aid? I scraped my knee falling for you.
6. Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you’re Cu-Te.
7. Do you have a name, or can I call you mine?
8. Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got “fine” written all over you.
9. Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?
10. Are you a bank loan? Because you’ve got my interest.
Hilarious Love Puns That Will Warm Your Heart
1. Love may be blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.
2. You’re my butter half.
3. I lava you more than anything.
4. You’re deer to me!
5. My love for you is no yolk.
6. I glove you very much.
7. You’ve stolen a pizza my heart.
8. Love is in the air… try not to breathe!
9. Let’s taco ’bout how much I love you.
10. You make me melt like a grilled cheese sandwich.
Funny Relationship Jokes That Anyone in Love Can Relate To
1. Why did the man put his money in the blender?
He wanted to make some liquid assets.
2. How do you know if your partner is a dog lover or a cat lover?
Have them choose between buying a dog bed or a cat bed – the results will be purr-fect.
3. Why did the man break up with his calendar?
Because he realized he was days-oriented.
4. How do you know when you’re in a committed relationship?
When your search history changes from “how to impress someone” to “how to annoy someone”.
5. Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything, just like excuses in a relationship.
6. What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear – just like your partner after they finish all the sweets.
7. Why was the math book sad about its relationship?
It was looking for some sine of love and cosine of affection.
8. Why did the woman bring a ladder on a date?
She heard love was in the air, so she wanted to climb up to it.
9. Why did the woman break up with the ghost?
He was too transparent about his feelings.
10. How do you keep the spark alive in a long-term relationship?
With lots of electricity – just ask the electric bill!