In this very funny joke compilation, we have come up with the best rain jokes, rain puns and rain dad jokes to make you laugh.
“Singing in the Rain: Hilarious Jokes about Rainy Weather”
1. Why did the raindrop go to the gym? To get a little drizzle exercise!
2. What did one raindrop say to the other? Two’s company, three’s a cloud!
3. How does a hurricane see? With its eye!
4. Why did the weather report go to the therapist? It had too many mood swings!
5. What do you call it when it’s raining chickens and ducks? Fowl weather!
6. Why don’t vampires like rain? It dampens their spirits!
7. What do you call two straight days of rain in Seattle? A weekend!
8. Why did the sun go to school? To get brighter!
9. How do you find an invisible raincoat? Look for the wettest person in the room!
10. What do you get if you cross a dog with a rainstorm? A wet nose!
“Soaking Wet Humor: The Funniest Rain Jokes to Brighten Your Day”
1. Why did the ghost go inside when it was raining? It was scared of boo-hooing!
2. What do you call a wet bear? A drizzly bear!
3. Why did the bicycle stay out in the rain? It was two-tired to come inside!
4. How do you catch a squirrel in the rain? Climb a tree and act like a nut!
5. What did one raindrop say to the other as they fell? Catch you later!
6. Why did the duck go on vacation? To get a little quack from the rain!
7. How do raindrops get around? They take the precipitation train!
8. Why did the scarecrow stand in the field during the storm? He was outstanding in his field!
9. What do you call a snowman in the rain? A puddle!
10. Why did the octopus carry an umbrella? In case of ink-lement weather!
“Rain Rain, Go Away…But Leave These Funny Jokes Behind!”
1. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants to the golf course when it was raining? In case he got a hole in one!
2. Why don’t scientists trust atoms when it’s raining? Because they make up everything!
3. How can you wrap up the rain in a blanket? With a drizzle band!
4. Why did the math book look sad on a rainy day? Because it had too many problems!
5. What did one raindrop say to the other on a hot day? Let’s make it rain!
6. Why did the tomato turn red in the rain? Because it saw the salad dressing!
7. How do you know if there’s a frog in your drinking water? It tastes a little green!
8. Why did the dog sit in the shade during the rainstorm? It didn’t want to become a hot dog!
9. What do you call a bunch of sheep in the rain? Wet wool!
10. Why do cows lie down in the rain? To keep each udder dry!
“Umbrella Wit: Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Those Rainy Days”
1. How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together!
2. Why don’t oysters donate to charity in the rain? They’re shellfish!
3. What does a cloud wear under its raincoat? Thunderwear!
4. Why did the man use ketchup in the rain? He wanted to catch up on the latest forecast!
5. How do you avoid getting wet feet in the rain? Don’t step in puddles!
6. What’s a vampire’s favorite type of rain? A blood shower!
7. How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogey in it!
8. Why did the sun go to school? To get a little brighter!
9. What’s a snowman’s favorite rain? Flurry showers!
10. Why did Mary Poppins refuse to play cards in the rain? She was afraid of the damp deck!
“Drip, Drip, Drip: The Best Rain Jokes That Will Have You in Stitches”
1. Why did the tomato turn red in the rain? Because it saw the salad dressing!
2. What do you find at the end of a rainbow? The letter “w”!
3. Why did the man use ketchup in the rain? He wanted to catch up on the latest forecast!
4. How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogey in it!
5. What do you call bad weather that comes in threes? A rainy trilogy!
6. Why do you want to be friends with a raindrop? Because they’re so down to earth!
7. What falls but never gets hurt? Rain!
8. What do you call fluffy rain? Cloud cover!
9. Why do scientists trust the rain that falls in the desert? Because it’s dry-rect!
10. What did the rain say to the pavement? I’ll go back if you don’t put up a little fight!