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Punning for Two: The Top Pregnancy Puns to Make Expecting Moms Laugh
- I’m not fat, I’m pregnant with pun!
- Due date? More like pun date!
- Keep calm and push on!
- Labor of love? More like labor of puns!
- Preg-nant with possibilities!
- Bun in the oven, more like pun in the oven!
- Pregnancy cravings are no yolk!
- It’s a bun-dle of joy!
- Mom-to-be or mom-in-pun?
- Mom jeans? More like pun jeans!
Dad Jokes in the Delivery Room: Hilarious Wordplays for Dads-to-Be
- Dad to baby: “You’re adopted… by us!”
- What do you call a pregnant dog? A hot dog!
- Dad joke: How does a baby chicken dance? With its egg-sact same moves!
- Dad to wife during labor: “Looks like you’re really delivering here!”
- What do you call a podcast for pregnant women? Audio-mom!
- Dad: “I used to be a baker, but now I’m just a bun-maker!”
- Dad joke: Why did the pregnant lady sit by the pig? Because she wanted a little swine-and-dine!
- Dad to doctor: “Can you deliver a pizza while you’re delivering a baby?”
- Why did the pregnant woman go to the baseball game? She heard they had great pitches!
- Dad: “The doctor said I have a bun in the oven. I told him I prefer cinnamon rolls!”
Bun in the Oven: Funny Pregnancy Puns to Brighten Your Day
- I’m egg-specting!
- Pregnancy is a bun-derful journey!
- Preg-nancy: the ultimate belly laugh!
- Mom: “I’m glowing!” Dad: “That’s just the flash from the ultras-son!”
- What do you call a pregnant avocado? Momocado!
- Pregnancy: the ultimate exercise in patience!
- Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything… just like a mom-to-be!
- Preg-nant mom to dad: “I’ve got a baby on board… and I’m the captain!”
- Mom: “I’m having contractions!” Dad: “Well, I hope they’re not too possessive!”
- Why was the pregnancy test upset? It wanted to be positive, but it’s already been negative too many times!
Labor of Laughs: The Best Pregnancy Jokes for a Hearty Chuckle
- What’s a pregnant woman’s favorite kind of music? Womb-tunes!
- Mom: “I have so many decisions to make!” Dad: “Just pickles and ice cream, trust me!”
- Why did the pregnant woman go to the art show? She heard they had great contractions!
- If a pregnant woman gives birth in a car, does that make it a car-pool?
- If a woman gives birth in a hospital, does that make it a room delivery?
- Why did the pregnant lady go to the casino? She heard they had great labor rates!
- Mom: “I’m due any day now!” Dad: “Well, let’s hope the baby comes dressed in pun!”
- What do you call a pregnant woman who loves to garden? A fertile myrtle!
- Why was the pregnant lady so good at yoga? She was already in the labor pose!
- Dad to baby: “You’re about to entrance the world… literally!”
Preggo Humor: Witty Wordplays and Puns for the Expecting Parents audience
- What did the baby say to the pregnant belly? “Can I get a room in there?”
- How do you politely ask a pregnant woman if she’s tired? “Are you egg-sausted?”
- Preg-nant mom: “I feel like a beached whale!” Dad: “More like a beautiful mer-mom!”
- What do you call a pregnant woman who loves to swim? A baby buoy!
- Preg-nant mom: “I’m feeling huge!” Dad: “No worries, you’re just incubating pun!”
- Dad to mom: “You’re doing labor-ly great!”
- Why did the pregnant lady go to the spa? She heard they had great contractions!
- What do you call a pregnant woman who’s always cold? A baby popsicle!
- Mom: “I’m feeling all sorts of kicks!” Dad: “Better start practicing for the dad jokes early!”
- Why was the pregnant lady so good at math? She was expecting exponential growth!