In this very funny joke compilation, we have come up with the best poetry jokes, poetry puns and poetry dad jokes to make you laugh.
Laugh Out Loud: The Funniest Poetry Jokes to Brighten Your Day
1. Why did the poet go to therapy? He had too many verses.
2. What do you call a haunted poetry book? A rhyme book.
3. Why did the poetry teacher go to jail? For using inappropriate verses.
4. What did the poet say when he was cold? I’m feeling a bit stanza.
5. Why was the poet always so calm? He knew how to meter his emotions.
6. What did the poem say to the page? You’re sheet.
7. Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two tired.
8. What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.
9. Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems.
10. Why was the math book so good at poetry? It knew how to rhyme numbers.
Hilarious Haikus: Jokes in the Form of Poetry
1. Counting syllables
Like a poet with no rhyme
Haikus are so fun
2. A man walked into
A bar and said ow that hurts
It was an iron
3. What do you call a
Fake noodle? An impasta
Pasta la vista
4. Roses are red, violets
Are blue, I’m schizophrenic
And so am I
5. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Boo.
Boo who? Don’t cry, it’s just a joke.
Now knock, knock again
6. Why don’t scientists
Trust atoms? Because they make
Up everything
7. I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.
8. I asked the librarian if they had any jokes about sodium and they said Na.
9. Parallel lines have so much in common. It’s a shame they’ll never meet.
10. I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.
Rhyme Time Laughter: The Best Funny Poems and Jokes
1. There once was a man from Peru
Who dreamed he was eating his shoe
He awoke with a fright
In the middle of the night
To find that his dream had come true
2. I shot an arrow into the air
It fell to earth, I knew not where
Oh well, I thought, what the heck
It missed my neighbor’s neck
3. There once was a fellow named Chuck
Whose best friend was a woodchuck
They played the guitar
And drove a green car
But never had any luck
4. There once was a lady from Crete
Who was incredibly neat
She scrubbed and she cleaned
Until it was gleamed
The cleanest woman you’d ever meet
5. There once was a man named Fred
Whose jokes were all in his head
He would giggle and grin
At the jokes deep within
But never did laugh out loud instead
6. Roses are red
Violets are blue
I’m not good at poetry
Microwave
7. I’ve written a poem
It’s fine as can be
But when I read it out loud
It just sounds like me
8. A poet once told me
To rhyme all the time
But I just can’t seem to
Make the words chime
9. Why was the math book sad?
Because it had too many problems.
10. What did one book say to the other?
I just wanted to see if we’re on the same page.