In this very funny joke compilation, we have come up with the best pair jokes, pair puns and pair dad jokes to make you laugh.
1. Hilarious Duo Jokes Guaranteed to Make You Laugh
1. What did one hat say to the other hat? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead.
2. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing.
3. Why did the bee get married? Because he found his honey.
4. How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together.
5. What did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved.
6. Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems.
7. Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired.
8. Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems.
9. Why couldn’t the sesame seed leave the casino? Because he was on a roll.
10. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
2. Side-Splitting Double Act Jokes for a Good Time
1. I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.
2. What do you get if you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite.
3. Why couldn’t the bicycle find its way home? It lost its bearings.
4. What do you call a belt made out of watches? A waist of time.
5. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
6. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one.
7. Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems.
8. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing.
9. What do you call twins who are conjoined at the hip? A pair of pants.
10. Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? Because he had no body to go with him.
3. The Ultimate List of Pair Jokes That Will Crack You Up
1. What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room.
2. Why was the broom late? It overswept.
3. Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she will let it go.
4. Why was the belt arrested? For holding up a pair of pants.
5. How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together.
6. Why did the robot go on a diet? He had a byte too much.
7. What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator.
8. Why did the football coach go to the bank? To get his quarterback.
9. Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems.
10. Did you hear about the kidnapping at the park? They woke up.