In this very funny joke compilation, we have come up with the best outdoor jokes, outdoor puns and outdoor dad jokes to make you laugh.
Laugh Out Loud with These Hilarious Camping Jokes
1. Why did the scarecrow win an award during the camping trip? Because he was outstanding in his field!
2. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
3. Why don’t we ever tell secrets in a camping tent? Because tents have too many ear flaps!
4. How do you know if a vampire is camping nearby? You’ll see his tent stakes outside!
5. What did the camping stove say to the hot dog? “You’re on a roll!”
6. Why did the camping chair break up with the picnic table? They had too many folding issues!
7. How do you find a lost camper in the forest? Just look for the person with the s’mores on their face!
8. Why was the math book sad during the camping trip? It had too many problems.
9. Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself at the campsite? It was two-tired!
10. What do you call a rock that never goes to school? A skipping stone!
Get a Good Chuckle with These Side-Splitting Fishing Jokes
1. Why did the fish blush? Because it saw the ocean’s bottom!
2. What did the fish say when it hit the wall? “Dam!”
3. How do fish always know how much they weigh? They have their own scales!
4. Why don’t fish like basketball? Because they’re afraid of the net!
5. What do you get if you cross a fishing rod and a rooster? A fish that wakes you up at the crack of dawn!
6. Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight? Because it was well armed!
7. Why did the fisherman put on two shirts before going fishing? In case he caught a cold fish!
8. What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh.
9. Why did the fisherman bring a ladder to the fishing trip? He heard the fish were up a creek without a paddle!
10. How do you communicate with a fish? Drop them a line!
Hike and Giggle Along with These Outdoor Adventure Jokes
1. Why don’t mountains ever get cold in the winter? They always wear snow caps!
2. How do hikers stay cool during the summer? They find shady spots to chill out!
3. Why did the backpack break up with the sleeping bag? It couldn’t handle the commitment!
4. What do you call a bear on a hiking trail? Lost.
5. Why did the hiker bring a pencil to the hike? To draw their own path!
6. Why was the hiker such a good comedian? Because they had a great sense of trail!
7. Why did the squirrel join the hiking group? Because it heard nuts were welcome!
8. What do you call a bear that climbs mountains? A bruin alpinist!
9. Why don’t mountains ever get lost? Because they always peak where they’re going!
10. How do you know if a tree is on a hike? It’s trunk is moving!
Keep the Campfire Roaring with These Funny Wilderness Jokes
1. Why did the bear bring a map to the wilderness? In case it got lost in the woods!
2. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer.
3. Why don’t trees ever use the internet in the wilderness? They prefer the “outdoors!”
4. How do you talk to a wolf in the wilderness? Speak their language – howl-l-l!
5. Why did the wilderness refuse to answer the phone? It didn’t want any cell reception.
6. What’s a camper’s favorite type of music? Anything with good ‘campfire’ beats!
7. Why was the wilderness such a bad liar? It couldn’t hide behind the trees.
8. What do you get when you cross a deer and a charger? A mobile creature!
9. Why did the wilderness throw a party? Because it was in-tents!
10. How do you find your way in the wilderness? With compass-ion!
Let the Good Times Roll with These Outdoor Activity Jokes
1. Why was the football such a bad sport in the park? It kept getting kicked around!
2. How do you call a tennis match between two jungle cats? A real “racket”!
3. Why did the golf ball go to the gym? It wanted to improve its “drive”!
4. Why did the outdoor concert go so well? Because it had great “at-tent-ion”!
5. What do you call a basketball game in the rainforest? Dribble-dribble, jungle-jungle!
6. Why did the bicycle stand up by itself in the adventure park? It had two tires supporting it!
7. What do you call a football player in the jungle? Tarzan!
8. Why was the tennis court always so noisy during wildlife season? Because of all the racket!
9. Why did the soccer ball refuse to play in the forest field? It was too goal-oriented!
10. Why did the ski resort have trouble booking reservations? It was always slope occupied!