Top 50+ Best Old Puns, Dad Jokes And Wordplays To Make You Laugh Out Loud

Pun-tastic Classics: The Top Vintage Dad Jokes

1. I used to be a baker, but I couldn’t make enough dough.
2. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
3. Why did the math book look sad? It had too many problems.
4. When a clock is hungry, it goes back four seconds.
5. I’m inclined to be laid back. That’s just my angle.
6. I’m trying to organize a hide and seek tournament, but good players are really hard to find.
7. Some people don’t like puns, but they’re punbelievable.
8. What do you call a joke that is based on cobblers? A pun in laced!
9. I’m friends with 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know why.
10. Why can’t you trust stairs? They’re always up to something.

1. I used to be a baker, but I couldn’t make enough dough.
2. The roundest knight at King Arthur’s table was Sir Cumference.
3. Every calendar’s days are numbered.
4. I’m writing a book on hurricanes, it’s a whirlwind of a read.
5. Why did Mozart kill his chickens? Because they always ran around clucking about Beethoven.
6. I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.
7. Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
8. I didn’t like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.
9. It’s hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they always take things literally.
10. The shovel was a groundbreaking invention.

1. I used to be a baker, but I couldn’t make enough dough.
2. The roundest knight at King Arthur’s table was Sir Cumference.
3. Every calendar’s days are numbered.
4. I’m writing a book on hurricanes, it’s a whirlwind of a read.
5. Why did Mozart kill his chickens? Because they always ran around clucking about Beethoven.
6. I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.
7. Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
8. I didn’t like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.
9. It’s hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they always take things literally.
10. The shovel was a groundbreaking invention.

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