In this very funny joke compilation, we have come up with the best october jokes, october puns and october dad jokes to make you laugh.
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1. Why do ghosts love to ride in elevators? It lifts their spirits!
2. What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman? Frostbite!
3. Why was the math book sad in October? Because it had too many problems!
4. What do you call a skeleton who refuses to help out? Lazy bones!
5. How do witches keep their hair in place while flying? With scare spray!
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6. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
7. What is a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie!
8. What did one pumpkin say to the other pumpkin on Halloween? Let’s squash this beef between us!
9. Why did Dracula become a vegetarian? He heard stake dinners were bad for his heart!
10. How do you mend a broken Jack-o-lantern? With a pumpkin patch!
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11. Why was the mummy so tense? Because he could never unwind!
12. What do you call two spiders who just got married? Newlywebbed!
13. Why don’t mummies take vacations? They’re afraid they’ll relax and unwind!
14. How do you fix a broken pumpkin? With a pumpkin patch!
15. What do you get when you drop a pumpkin? Squash!
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16. Why was the broom late for the Halloween party? It overswept!
17. What do you call a witch who lives at the beach? Sandy Claws!
18. Why do ghosts serve bad food on Halloween? Because you can’t taste it anyway!
19. What is a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange!
20. How do you know when a ghost is lying? You can see right through them!
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21. Why do ghosts love to ride in elevators? It raises their spirits!
22. What do ghosts serve at dinner parties? I-Scream!
23. Why was Dracula so unpopular at parties? He always sucked the life out of them!
24. Why did the vampire break up with his girlfriend in October? She was a pain in the neck!
25. What do ghosts use to style their hair in October? Scare spray!