In this very funny joke compilation, we have come up with the best nutrition jokes, nutrition puns and nutrition dad jokes to make you laugh.
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1. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
2. What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta!
3. Why was the broccoli apprehensive about joining the vegetable party? It was unsure if it could act ‘stal’ in the crowd!
4. How do you make a milkshake sad? Take away its spoon!
5. Why did the cutting board go to therapy? It had too many issues to chop through on its own!
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6. Did you hear about the hungry clock? It went back four seconds!
7. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
8. How do you unlock a door with a banana? You use a monkey wrench!
9. What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!
10. Why did the grape stop in the middle of the road? Because it ran out of juice!
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11. Why did the cookie go to the doctor? It was feeling crumbly!
12. Did you hear about the claustrophobic tomato? It couldn’t handle being in a jam!
13. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite!
14. Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged!
15. Why couldn’t the sesame seed leave the casino? It was on a roll!
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16. What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine!
17. How do you organize a space party? You planet!
18. Why did the tomato start blushing? Because it saw the salad dressing!
19. How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it!
20. Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
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21. What do you call an avocado that’s been blessed by a priest? Holy guacamole!
22. What did one egg say to the other egg? You crack me up!
23. Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems!
24. How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut!
25. Why did the salad go to the dance? Because it had a good beet!