In this very funny joke compilation, we have come up with the best new baby jokes, new baby puns and new baby dad jokes to make you laugh.
1. Top 5 Hilarious Baby Jokes That Will Make You Laugh Out Loud
1. Why did the baby bring a ladder to the party? Because he heard the drinks were on the house!
2. What do you call a baby who is always learning new things? A little genius!
3. Why did the baby cookie cry? Because his mom was a wafer too long!
4. How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor!
5. Why did the baby elephant bring a suitcase to the beach? Because he was planning to go on a trunk vacation!
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6. What’s a baby’s favorite type of food? A little cheesy!
7. Why did the baby take a spoon to bed? To keep from being a little stir-crazy!
8. What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? “Where’s popcorn?”
9. How does a baby ghost cry? Boo-hoo-hoo!
10. What did the baby say to the mama tomato during a race? Ketchup!
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11. What’s a baby’s favorite game to play on a computer? Peek-a-boo!
12. Why did the baby bring a ladder to the playground? For a little slide action!
13. Why did the baby strawberry cry? Because its parents were in a jam!
14. What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? “Where’s popcorn?”
15. Why was the baby ant so confused? Because all his uncles were ants!
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16. Why did the baby go to the barbershop? He heard they do little trims!
17. What’s a baby’s favorite sport? Formula one racing!
18. Why did the baby cross the playground? To get to the other slide!
19. Why did the baby take a ladder to bed? To have sweet dreams!
20. How does a baby snake ask for his bottle? Hiss-ter please!
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21. Why was the baby strawberry crying? Because her mom was in a jam!
22. Why did the baby cookie cry? Because it was a wafer too long!
23. Why did the baby throw a clock out the window? Because he wanted to see time fly!
24. Why did the baby break up with his toy train? It was too choo-chooing clingy!
25. Why did the baby bring a ladder to the beach? To go on a little sand castle building spree!