In this very funny joke compilation, we have come up with the best month jokes, month puns and month dad jokes to make you laugh.
“May the Fourth Be With You: Hilarious May Month Jokes to Make You Laugh”
1. Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself in May? Because it was two tired!
2. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a dog in May? Frostbite!
3. Why did the math book look sad in May? It had too many problems.
4. How do you organize a space party in May? You planet!
5. Why do bees have sticky hair in May? Because they use honeycombs!
6. What do you call a bear with no teeth in May? A gummy bear!
7. What did the watermelon say to the cantaloupe in May? You’re one in a melon!
8. Why did the tomato turn red in May? Because it saw the salad dressing!
9. How does a farmer mend his pants in May? With cabbage patches!
10. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants to the May tournament? In case he got a hole in one!
“June-tastic Jokes: The Funniest June Month Jokes That Will Have You Chuckling”
1. Why do birds fly south for the winter in June? It’s too far to walk!
2. What did one ocean say to the other ocean in June? Nothing, they just waved.
3. Why was the math book sad in June? It had too many problems.
4. What do you call a belt made out of watches in June? A waist of time.
5. Why did the scarecrow win an award in June? Because he was outstanding in his field.
6. Why was the broom late in June? It swept in.
7. What did one wall say to the other wall in June? I’ll meet you at the corner.
8. Why did the tomato turn red in June? Because it saw the salad dressing.
9. What do you call a fake noodle in June? An impasta.
10. Why did the coffee file a police report in June? It got mugged!
“August Laughs: Side-Splitting August Month Jokes That Are Sure to Brighten Your Day”
1. What did the thermometer say to the other thermometer in August? You make my temperature rise.
2. Why did the chicken go to the seance in August? To talk to the other side.
3. Why was the statue placed on a pedestal in August? It needed a break.
4. How does a penguin build its house in August? Igloos it together.
5. Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek in August? Because he was always spotted.
6. What did one wall say to the other wall in August? I’ll meet you at the corner.
7. Why did the scarecrow win an award in August? Because he was outstanding in his field.
8. What’s orange and sounds like a parrot in August? A carrot.
9. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants to the August tournament? In case he got a hole in one.
10. How do you make a tissue dance in August? Put a little boogie in it.
“September Smiles: The Best September Month Jokes to Keep You in Stitches”
1. How does the ocean say goodbye in September? It waves.
2. Why did the banana go to the doctor in September? Because it wasn’t peeling well.
3. What do you call a factory that makes okay products in September? A satisfactory.
4. Why did the math book look sad in September? It had too many problems.
5. Why did the scarecrow win an award in September? Because he was outstanding in his field.
6. How do you catch a squirrel in September? Climb a tree and act like a nut.
7. Why do bees hum in September? Because they don’t know the words.
8. What did one wall say to the other wall in September? Meet you at the corner.
9. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants to the September tournament? In case he got a hole in one.
10. Why did the tomato turn red in September? Because it saw the salad dressing.
“December Delights: Laugh-Out-Loud December Month Jokes to Get You in the Holiday Spirit”
1. What do you call Santa when he takes a break in December? Santa Pause.
2. Why did Frosty the Snowman want a divorce in December? He got cold feet.
3. What’s the Grinch’s favorite type of music in December? Wrap music.
4. Why was the math book sad in December? It had too many problems.
5. How does Santa Claus take pictures in December? With his North Pole-aroid.
6. Why did the gingerbread man go to the doctor in December? Because he was feeling crummy.
7. What do snowmen eat for breakfast in December? Frosted Flakes.
8. Why was the snowman looking through the carrots in the fridge in December? He was picking his nose.
9. What do you call an elf who sings in December? A wrapper.
10. Why did Rudolph get a bad report card in December? Because he went down in history.