In this very funny joke compilation, we have come up with the best monster jokes, monster puns and monster dad jokes to make you laugh.
1. Hilarious Monster Jokes to Make You ROAR with Laughter!
1. Why did the monster eat a light bulb?
– Because it needed a light snack!
2. What do you call a monster who loves to dance?
– The boogieman!
3. What did the ocean say to the monster?
– Nothing, it just waved!
4. Why did the monster apply for a job at the haunted house?
– It thought it was a “ghoul” opportunity!
5. How do you stop a monster from smelling?
– Hold its nose!
6. Why was the monster always nervous?
– It had a lot of “scream” anxiety!
7. What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman?
– Frostbite!
8. Why did the monster go to the doctor?
– It was feeling Franken-tired!
9. What did one monster say to the other at the Halloween party?
– “You’re a real scream!”
10. How do monsters tell their fortunes?
– They read their “horror”-scope!
2. Monster Jokes That Will Tickle Your Funny Bone
1. Why did the monster take a ladder to school?
– Because it wanted to go to high school!
2. What’s a monster’s favorite type of music?
– Scream-o!
3. Why did the monster sit on the clock?
– It wanted to be on “time” for dinner!
4. What do you call a monster who plays the guitar?
– A rock monster!
5. How do monsters like their eggs cooked?
– Terror-fried!
6. Why did the monster go to the dentist?
– It had a fang-ache!
7. What do you give a sea monster for its birthday?
– An “ocean”-damental gift!
8. Why did the monster bring a pencil to bed?
– In case it wanted to draw blood!
9. How do monsters stay fit?
– They do the “Franken-stein” workout!
10. What do you call a nervous monster?
– A jitterbug!