In this very funny joke compilation, we have come up with the best mocktail jokes, mocktail puns and mocktail dad jokes to make you laugh.
“Shaken, Not Stirred: The Funniest Mocktail Jokes to Tickle Your Funny Bone”
1. Why did the mocktail break up with the soda?
Because it couldn’t handle the fizz-trust issues.
2. What did the mocktail say to the juice?
You’re the apple of my eye!
3. Why was the mocktail always invited to parties?
Because it knew how to mix well with others.
4. What did the mocktail say to the stubborn fruit?
You better squeeze the day!
5. Why did the mocktail go to therapy?
It had too much emotional baggage.
6. How does a mocktail answer the phone?
Aloe, is it me you’re looking for?
7. Why did the mocktail go to school?
To get a little smarter and mixer.
8. What do you call a mocktail that’s never on time?
Fashionably late-ting.
9. Why did the mocktail break up with the ice?
It was too cold-hearted.
10. How do you make a banana laugh?
Tell it a smoothie joke!
“Mocktail Madness: Hilarious Jokes That Will Leave You Laughing”
1. Why was the mocktail afraid of getting smashed?
It didn’t want to end up in a juicer.
2. What do you get when you mix a mocktail and a joke?
A lot of punchlines!
3. How does a mocktail deal with stress?
It takes a few sips on the beach.
4. Why did the mocktail go to the gym?
To get a little tonic in shape.
5. What did the mocktail say to the shy fruit?
Don’t be a lemon, just squeeze it!
6. Why did the mocktail refuse to play cards?
It didn’t want to get mixed up in a cocktail.
7. How do you know a mocktail is having a good time?
It’s bubbling with joy!
8. What did the mocktail chef say to the fruit?
Let’s mix things up a little.
9. Why did the mocktail become a comedian?
It wanted to stir up some laughter.
10. What do you call a mocktail that tells dad jokes?
A pun-kin spice mocktail!