Funniest Minion Riddles to Make You Giggle
1. What do you call a Minion with a tire on its head?
**Answer:** A flat tire!
2. Why did the Minion put a ladder in his cereal?
**Answer:** Because he wanted to reach the milk!
3. What type of music do Minions listen to?
**Answer:** Banana-rap!
4. How do Minions prefer to travel?
**Answer:** By banana boat!
5. Why did the Minion get kicked out of the kitchen?
**Answer:** Because he kept peeling the floor!
6. What did one Minion say to the other at the party?
**Answer:** “You’re a-peeling!”
7. Why did the Minion take a pencil to bed?
**Answer:** Because he wanted to draw some dreams!
8. What did the Minion say when he won the lottery?
**Answer:** “I’m feeling a bit bananas!”
9. How does a Minion say goodbye?
**Answer:** “I’m off to find the Minion-ator!”
10. Why did the Minion sit on the clock?
**Answer:** Because he wanted to be on time!
Clever Minion Riddles for Kids of All Ages
1. What do you call a Minion who tells jokes?
**Answer:** A pun-ion!
2. What can you catch but not throw that Minions like?
**Answer:** A cold banana!
3. What do you get when you cross a Minion with a dog?
**Answer:** A blue-lue-banana!
4. How do Minions keep their secrets?
**Answer:** They use banana codes!
5. What do you get when a Minion becomes a detective?
**Answer:** A “Minion-vestigation!”
6. What word do Minions start with?
**Answer:** “Banana,” of course!
7. Why did the Minion bring a broom to the party?
**Answer:** To sweep everyone off their feet!
8. What type of phone do Minions use?
**Answer:** A banana phone!
9. What do you call a Minion on roller skates?
**Answer:** A “whee-lion!”
10. Why did the Minion put a window in his pocket?
**Answer:** Because he wanted to have a “pane” of glass!
Top 10 Minion Riddles That Will Challenge Your Brain
1. I speak without a mouth and hear without ears. I have no body, but I am alive. What am I?
**Answer:** A Minion in disguise!
2. The more you take, the more you leave behind. What am I?
**Answer:** Minion footprints!
3. I can fly without wings. I can cry without eyes. Wherever I go, darkness flies. What am I?
**Answer:** A Minion’s imagination!
4. What has keys but can’t open locks?
**Answer:** A Minion’s keyboard!
5. I’m tall when I’m young, and I’m short when I’m old. What am I?
**Answer:** A Minion candle!
6. I can be cracked, made, told, and played. What am I?
**Answer:** A Minion joke!
7. What can travel around the world while staying in a corner?
**Answer:** A Minion stamp!
8. What begins with T ends with T and has T in it?
**Answer:** A Minion teapot!
9. What goes up but never comes down?
**Answer:** A Minion’s age!
10. I have one eye, but I am not a Cyclops. What am I?
**Answer:** A Minion looking through a periscope!
Creative Minion Riddles Perfect for Parties and Gatherings
1. What starts with B and ends with A and is a Minion’s favorite fruit?
**Answer:** Banana!
2. When is a Minion like a tennis player?
**Answer:** When they serve bananas!
3. I’m part of a Minion’s diet but am also not a vegetable. What am I?
**Answer:** Candy!
4. What is orange and sounds like a parrot?
**Answer:** A Minion’s favorite fruit!
5. Why did the Minion take a ladder to work?
**Answer:** To reach the high notes in the banana song!
6. What has many teeth but can’t bite?
**Answer:** A Minion’s comb!
7. Which letter is a Minion’s favorite?
**Answer:** B for Banana!
8. Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself?
**Answer:** Because it was two-tired, just like a Minion after a long day!
9. What does a Minion do when his computer freezes?
**Answer:** He waits for the banana to thaw!
10. What did the Minion plant in his garden?
**Answer:** A banana tree!
Best Minion Riddles to Share with Friends and Family
1. How do you organize a party in space for Minions?
**Answer:** You planet!
2. What do you call it when Minions lie?
**Answer:** Banana peels of truth!
3. Why was the Minion bad at mathematics?
**Answer:** Because he kept adding bananas instead of numbers!
4. What’s a Minion’s favorite instrument?
**Answer:** The banana phone!
5. Why don’t Minions play hide and seek?
**Answer:** Because good luck hiding when you’re yellow!
6. Why did the Minion get a job at the bakery?
**Answer:** Because he kneaded the dough!
7. How do Minions stay cool?
**Answer:** With their banana fans!
8. What is a Minion’s favorite place to go?
**Answer:** The “banana-ra” of course!
9. What did the sad Minion say to the happy Minion?
**Answer:** “Why are you so a-peeling?”
10. How does a Minion help its team?
**Answer:** By being the ultimate banana cheerleader!