Top Microwave Jokes, Microwave Puns, Microwave Dad Jokes & More

In this very funny joke compilation, we have come up with the best microwave jokes, microwave puns and microwave dad jokes to make you laugh.

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Zap Your Way to Laughter: Hilarious Microwave Jokes for a Good Laugh

Why did the microwave break up with the toaster? It couldn’t handle the heat.
What do you call a microwave that plays music? A microwave oven.
Why did the microwave join a band? It was great at reheating music.
How does a microwave greet another microwave? “Hey, Hot Stuff!”
What do you get when you cross a microwave with a baseball player? A pop fly.
Why did the microwave go to school? It wanted to be a smart microwave.
How does a microwave say goodbye? “See you later, hot potato!”
Why did the microwave go to therapy? It had too many issues to microwave on its own.
What do you call a microwave that tells jokes? A micra-haha-wave.
Why did the microwave give up comedy? It couldn’t handle the mic-drop moments.

Why was the microwave always out of breath? It had a touchpad.
Why do microwaves make terrible comedians? Their jokes are always half-baked.
What did the microwave say to the lonely food? “I’m here to heat you up, hot stuff.”
Why was the microwave afraid to watch scary movies? It couldn’t handle the suspense.
How do you fix a broken microwave? Give it a warm hug, it might just need a little love.
Why did the microwave break up with the fridge? It wanted some space.
What’s a microwave’s favorite dance move? The “reheat and shuffle.”
Why did the microwave refuse to cook anything? It was too chicken.
How do you know if a microwave is happy? It’s always beeping with joy.
Why did the microwave go to the gym? It wanted to work on its heating core.

Why did the microwave take up gardening? It wanted to grow some hot potatoes.
What did the microwave say to the lazy cook? “I’m done carrying your meals, it’s time for you to step up to the plate.”
Why did the microwave get in trouble at work? It was caught microwaving its own lunch break.
How does a microwave apologize for overcooking food? It sends out a “reheat” message.
Why couldn’t the microwave trust anyone? It had been burned too many times before.
What’s a microwave’s favorite TV show? “The Heat Is On: A Microwave’s Tale.”
Why did the microwave join the debate team? It was great at reheating arguments.
How does a microwave keep track of time? It heats up the clock.
Why did the microwave go to the beach? It wanted to catch some wave(v)s.
What did the microwave say when it was feeling overwhelmed? “I’m about to explode with laughter.”

Why did the popcorn refuse to microwave with butter? It was afraid of getting too greasy.
How did the microwave win the cooking contest? It had off-the-charts heat ratings.
What do you call a microwave that tells scary stories? A microwave ghoul.
Why did the microwave attend a stand-up comedy show? It wanted to learn some new jokes to reheat.
How does a microwave stay in shape? It does regular “reheats” exercises.
Why did the microwave refuse to cook anything cool? It was too hot to handle the pressure.
What’s a microwave’s favorite winter sport? Micelympics.
Why did the microwave open a restaurant? It wanted to serve up some hot dishes.
How does a microwave flirt with a stove? It turns up the heat and hopes for a spark.
Why did the microwave break up with the fridge? It wanted to cool things off.

What do you call a microwave on a desert island? A hot pocket.
Why did the microwave start a band? It had some killer microwave feedback.
How does a microwave calm down after a stressful day? It takes a warm bath.
Why did the microwave go on a diet? It wanted to look hot for summer.
What’s a microwave’s favorite board game? Heat-trick: The Reheating Game.
Why did the microwave skip school? It was too busy getting hot and steamy.
How does a microwave know it’s time to retire? When it starts reheating old memories.
Why was the microwave jealous of the toaster? It couldn’t handle the toastiness.
What’s a microwave’s favorite movie genre? Heat-thrillers.
Why did the microwave make friends with the microwave-safe containers? It wanted to be surrounded by like-minded individuals.