In this very funny joke compilation, we have come up with the best marvel jokes, marvel puns and marvel dad jokes to make you laugh.
1. Hilarious Marvel Jokes to Make You Laugh Until You Hulk Out
1. Why did Black Widow join the Avengers? Because she heard they had a really good Widow’s peak!
2. What do you call it when Iron Man skips church? Tony Stark day!
3. Why did Gamora break up with Star-Lord? She found out he was too Groot-y!
4. How does Thor keep his hair so nice? He uses Asgard-ian Oil!
5. What did Captain America say to Iron Man when he stole his shield? “You’re a steel-er!”
6. Why did Bruce Banner refuse to shop at the Avengers store? Because they never had his size in Hulk!
7. Why did Spider-Man join the marching band? He heard they needed a web designer!
8. How does Black Panther like his coffee? Wakanda strong!
9. What do you call it when Ant-Man becomes a chef? Meal-time!
10. Why did Doctor Strange get lost on his way to the Marvel movie set? He took a wrong turn on Infinity War-ay!
2. Iron Man, Captain America, and Spider-Man Walk Into a Bar: Funny Marvel Jokes
1. Why can’t Iron Man be trusted with money? Because he has a “Nick” Fury!
2. What did Captain America say when Black Widow asked him for a favor? “I’ll give it a shot!”
3. Why did Spider-Man take up gardening? He heard Aunt May say it was time to turn over a new leaf!
4. What did Iron Man say when he got a job as a tailor? “I’m going to sew-ve justice!”
5. How does Captain America stay in shape? He does super-soldier push-ups!
6. Why did Spider-Man break up with Mary Jane? He couldn’t handle her web of lies!
7. What does Iron Man use to keep his suit clean? Starch Industries!
8. Why did Captain America start a band? Because he heard they needed a super lead guitarist!
9. Why did Spider-Man get a job as a waiter? Because he heard they needed a web server!
10. What did Iron Man say when he saw Thor’s new haircut? “You look fetching, Thor!”
3. Laugh Out Loud with These Thor-iffic Marvel Jokes
1. Why did Thor go to therapy? He had trouble dealing with his sibling issues!
2. How does Thor like his steaks cooked? Midgard-rare!
3. Why did Loki switch places with Thor at a party? He wanted to be the god of mischief for a change!
4. What did Thor say when Hulk asked him to join a book club? “I’m not really into smashing through literature!”
5. Why did Thor wear a helmet to the bar? He heard they had a strict “no capes” policy!
6. How does Thor keep his hammer in shape? He gives it Mjölnir-ups!
7. Why did Thor bring his hammer to the picnic? He heard they were going to play Quidditch!
8. What did Thor say when he lost his keys in Asgard? “I must’ve Loki-misplaced them!”
9. Why did Thor bring his umbrella to battle Thanos? He didn’t want to get Thor or thunder-ly wet!
10. What did Thor do when he ran out of hair gel? He used Odin’s pomade!