In this very funny joke compilation, we have come up with the best march jokes, march puns and march dad jokes to make you laugh.
Hilarious March jokes to get you in the springtime spirit
1. Why did the snowman start a band in March? Because he heard the snow was melting, and it was time to hit the road!
2. How does March complete a puzzle? It marches in and puts the pieces together!
3. What do you call a lion in March? A spring chicken!
4. Why was the math book sad in March? Because it had too many problems!
5. How do you catch a March lion? With a spring trap!
6. What’s the best way to enjoy a March afternoon? With a little bit of sunshine and a whole lot of puns!
7. Why did the bicycle fall over in March? It was two-tired from all the March Madness!
8. How does a tree feel in March? Ready to branch out and leaf the winter behind!
9. Why was the calendar nervous in March? It heard April was coming, and it had big shoes to fill!
10. What do you call a March birthday cake? A slice of spring!
Laugh out loud with these funny St. Patrick’s Day jokes for March
1. Why do leprechauns recycle on St. Patrick’s Day? Because they like to go green!
2. How does a leprechaun get around on St. Patrick’s Day? With four-leaf clover!
3. Why shouldn’t you iron a four-leaf clover? Because you don’t want to press your luck!
4. Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick’s Day? Because real rocks are too heavy!
5. What do you call a pod of Irish dolphins? A shamrock and roll band!
6. Why did the leprechaun turn down a job offer? Because he already had a pot of gold!
7. What do you call a fake Irish stone? A sham-rock!
8. What type of bow can’t be tied? A rainbow!
9. Why do leprechauns love to garden? Because they have a green thumb!
10. What do you get when you cross a leprechaun with a snowman? Frostbite in your wallet!
Top 10 corny jokes to celebrate National Corned Beef and Cabbage Day
1. Why did the cabbage win an award? Because it was outstanding in its field!
2. Why did the corn go to the doctor? Because it was feeling a little husky!
3. What did one corn say to the other corn at the party? “Butter be good company!”
4. Why was the corn so embarrassed? Because it saw the salad dressing!
5. What do you call a sad piece of meat? Corned beefed up!
6. Why did the corn go to the dance? Because it heard the popcorn was popping!
7. What do you call a corn that gets all the attention? The kernel of the crop!
8. How does corn complain? It gets a little husky!
9. Why don’t corn like to play hide and seek? They’re always getting lost in the maize!
10. What do you call a corn that tells jokes? A corny comedian!
Funny jokes about the changing weather in March
1. Why did the weather report go to therapy? It had an identity crisis!
2. What did one raindrop say to the other? Two’s company, but threes a cloud!
3. Why did the fog stop going to therapy? It vanished into thin air!
4. What do you call a snowman in the desert? Lost!
5. How does a weather reporter greet people? With a temperature drop!
6. Why do clouds break up? Because they have too many issues!
7. How does a tornado apologize? It whirls away with guilt!
8. Why did the lightning bolt fake an injury? It wanted some thunderous applause!
9. What did the sunshine say to the grass? You make me green with envy!
10. Why was the hailstone so insecure? It had a complex!
March Madness jokes that will score big with basketball fans
1. Why did the basketball go to therapy? It had too many issues with rebounds!
2. What do you call a broken basketball hoop? A net loss!
3. Why did the basketball team go to the bank? To get their bounce back!
4. How does a basketball team communicate? With a good offense!
5. Why did the basketball coach go to the eye doctor? He couldn’t see eye to eye with his players!
6. Why was the basketball court always wet? Because the players kept dribbling!
7. How does a basketball cheerleader say goodbye? “See you in the rebound!”
8. What did the basketball say to the player? “You make my heart skip a beat!”
9. Why don’t basketball players go on vacation? They’re always traveling!
10. What did the basketball say to the referee? “You’re a ball of fun!”