In this very funny joke compilation, we have come up with the best little jokes, little puns and little dad jokes to make you laugh.
1. Hilarious One-Liner Jokes to Brighten Your Day
1. I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.
2. I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.
3. I used to be a baker, but I couldn’t make enough dough.
4. I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down.
5. I’m reading a book about mazes. I got lost in it.
6. I told my wife she should do lunges to stay in shape. She went and bought a pack of cigarettes.
7. Why couldn’t the bicycle find its way home? It lost its bearings.
8. I used to be a baker, but I couldn’t make enough dough.
9. Parallel lines have so much in common. It’s a shame they’ll never meet.
10. I’m friends with 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know y.
2. Side-Splitting Knock-Knock Jokes That Will Have You in Stitches
1. Knock, knock.
– Who’s there?
– Lettuce.
– Lettuce who?
– Lettuce in, it’s freezing out here!
2. Knock, knock.
– Who’s there?
– Cow says.
– Cow says who?
– Cow says moooo!
3. Knock, knock.
– Who’s there?
– Olive.
– Olive who?
– Olive you and I miss you!
4. Knock, knock.
– Who’s there?
– Boo.
– Boo who?
– Why are you crying?
5. Knock, knock.
– Who’s there?
– Harry.
– Harry who?
– Hair-y your keys, I can’t get in!
6. Knock, knock.
– Who’s there?
– Ken.
– Ken who?
– Ken you let me in already?
7. Knock, knock.
– Who’s there?
– Atch.
– Atch who?
– Bless you!
8. Knock, knock.
– Who’s there?
– Justin.
– Justin who?
– Justin time for dinner?
9. Knock, knock.
– Who’s there?
– Lettuce.
– Lettuce who?
– Lettuce in, it’s cold out here!
10. Knock, knock.
– Who’s there?
– Dishes.
– Dishes who?
– Dishes the police, open up!
3. Laugh Out Loud Puns That Are Sure to Crack You Up
1. I’m reading a book on the history of glue. I couldn’t put it down.
2. Have you heard about the Italian chef who died? He pasta way.
3. The wedding was so beautiful, even the cake was in tiers.
4. I used to be a baker, but I couldn’t make enough dough.
5. I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it.
6. Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.
7. The shovel was a ground-breaking invention.
8. I’m friends with 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know y.
9. I’m friends with 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know y.
10. Parallel lines have so much in common. It’s a shame they’ll never meet.
4. Witty Dad Jokes That Will Make You Groan and Giggle
1. Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere.
2. Want to hear a joke about construction? I’m still working on it.
3. What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta.
4. I would tell you a joke about fruits, but it’s bananas.
5. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
6. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite.
7. How do you organize a space party? You planet.
8. I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know y.
9. Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They crack each other up.
10. How do you organize a space party? You planet.
5. Ridiculously Funny Jokes That Will Have You ROFL
1. Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired.
2. Spring is here! I got so excited I wet my plants.
3. I’m friends with 25 letters of the alphabet—I don’t know y.
4. What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese.
5. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one.
6. I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.
7. How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogey in it.
8. Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut? He just needed a little space.
9. What’s brown and sticky? A stick.
10. I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.