In this very funny joke compilation, we have come up with the best literature jokes, literature puns and literature dad jokes to make you laugh.
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1. Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? Because it was two-tired.
2. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite.
3. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
4. I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.
5. Parallel lines have so much in common. It’s a shame they’ll never meet.
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6. Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems.
7. How do you organize a space party? You planet.
8. Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted.
9. I’m friends with 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know why.
10. How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together.
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11. I told a chemistry joke, but there was no reaction.
12. Why did Shakespeare only write in pen? Pencils 2B or not 2B.
13. How do you organize a Viking party? You Norse the two best friends.
14. Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems.
15. What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the courtroom? Odor in the court.
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16. Did you hear about the mathematician who’s afraid of negative numbers? He’ll stop at nothing to avoid them.
17. Why do we tell actors to “break a leg?” Because every play has a cast.
18. I used to be a baker, but I couldn’t make enough dough.
19. How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots.
20. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing.
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21. “I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she’s seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender.”
22. Why did the M&M go to school? Because he really wanted to be a Smartie.
23. How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut.
24. How did the hipster burn his tongue? He sipped his coffee before it was cool.
25. Why was the belt arrested? For holding up a pair of pants.