In this very funny joke compilation, we have come up with the best lactose jokes, lactose puns and lactose dad jokes to make you laugh.
Got Milk? 10 Hilarious Lactose Jokes That Will Have You Crying Funny Tears
1. Why did the milk go to school? Because it wanted to be pasteurized!
2. What did the lactose say to the refrigerator? “You’re so cool!”
3. How does a dairy farmer greet people? With a milkshake!
4. Why did the cheese go to the art exhibit? To get a cultured experience!
5. What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese!
6. How do you get a baby astronaut to sleep? You rocket!
7. Why don’t cheese jokes ever get old? Because they’re always grate!
8. What do you call a cheese that’s sad? Blue cheese!
9. What do you call cheese that’s not yours? Nacho cheese!
10. How does a dairy farmer settle an argument? With a milkshake.
Say Cheese! The Funniest Dairy-themed Jokes That Will Make You Laugh Out Loud
1. Why did the cheese go to the party? Because it was looking to get shredded!
2. What do you call an artistic piece of cheese? A masterpiece!
3. How do you handle dangerous cheese? Caerphilly!
4. Why did the cheese refuse to be sliced? Because it gratefully preferred to remain whole!
5. What do you call cheese that’s shy? Provolone!
6. How did the dairy farmer find his missing cows? He followed the milk carton!
7. What do you call a cheese that’s not yours? Nacho cheese!
8. Why did the cheese refuse to melt? Because it had too much cheddar!
9. What did the cheese say to itself in the mirror? Halloumi!
10. How does a dairy farmer stay in shape? He exercises by milking cows!
Lactose Intolerance Never Looked So Funny: 5 Jokes Guaranteed to Crack You Up
1. Why did the lactose-intolerant person go to the baseball game? For the extra innings!
2. How is a lactose-intolerant person like a superhero? They can’t handle the dairy!
3. What do lactose-intolerant people use to make music? Lacto-intolerant!
4. Why did the lactose-intolerant person bring a ladder to the party? They heard the drinks were on the dairy!
5. How do you know if someone is lactose-intolerant at a party? Don’t worry, they’ll tell you within the first five minutes!
Got Lactaid? 7 Side-Splitting Jokes About Lactose Intolerance That Will Have You in Stitches
1. Why did the lactose-intolerant person bring a pillow to the party? In case they were lactose intoler-“ant” and couldn’t stomach the jokes!
2. How does a lactose-intolerant person like their steak? Lactose-free!
3. How do you make a lactose-intolerant person laugh? Tell them a milk joke… they’ll be udderly amused!
4. What did the lactose-intolerant person say after a big meal? “I can’t believe I dairy-ed to eat that!”
5. Why did the lactose-intolerant person refuse to go on a dairy-themed vacation? They were afraid of getting “grated” up!
From Brie to Gouda: The Cheesiest Lactose Jokes That Are Sure to Make You Chuckle
1. Why did the cheese refuse to wear sunglasses? It didn’t want to be too “cheddar” to see!
2. How do you invite a piece of cheese to a party? “Brie” my guest!
3. Why did the cheese break up with the cracker? It couldn’t handle the “cheese-tration”!
4. What did the cheese say when it looked in the mirror? “Halloumi, is that really you?”
5. How do you unlock the door to a cheese shop? With a “gouda” key!