In this very funny joke compilation, we have come up with the best laboratory jokes, laboratory puns and laboratory dad jokes to make you laugh.
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1. Why did the biologist go to therapy? Because he had too many cells.
2. What did the scientist say when he found two isotopes of helium? HeHe.
3. What’s a scientist’s favorite type of music? Cell-o music.
4. Why do chemists like nitrates so much? They’re cheaper than day rates.
5. How do you organize a space party? You planet.
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6. Did you hear about the pessimistic chemist? He was afraid that all reactions would end in a dissolvent.
7. Why can’t you trust atoms? They make up everything.
8. What do you do with a sick chemist? If you can’t helium, and you can’t curium, then you might as well barium.
9. Why do chemists like nomenclature jokes? They get a good reaction.
10. What do you get when you mix sulfur, tungsten, and silver? SWAG.
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11. Why was the microbiologist always calm? He knew how to keep his composure.
12. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants to the golf course? In case he got a hole in one.
13. What happens when a biologist gets a fever? They blame it on their blood cells.
14. Why did the onion make the biologist cry? Because it was a tear-jerker.
15. What did one cell say to his sister cell that stepped on his toe? Mitosis.
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16. I told a chemistry joke but got no reaction.
17. I tried to make a chemistry joke, but there was no reaction.
18. I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down.
19. Did you hear about the guy who got cooled to absolute zero? He’s 0K now.
20. I’d tell you a UDP joke, but you might not get it.
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21. Why do biologists always carry a watch while studying cells? They need to keep track of the cell cycle.
22. What do you call a microbiologist who has traveled to every country in the world? A culture vulture.
23. What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.
24. Why did the physicist break up with the biologist? There was simply no chemistry.
25. Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems.