In this very funny joke compilation, we have come up with the best labor jokes, labor puns and labor dad jokes to make you laugh.
Laugh it off: Hilarious labor jokes to get you through the workday
1. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
2. I asked the librarian if she had any books on paranoia. She whispered, “They’re right behind you!”
3. The best time to add insult to injury is when you’re signing somebody’s cast.
4. I’m trying to organize a hide and seek tournament, but good players are really hard to find.
5. Don’t trust atoms, they make up everything.
6. Parallel lines have so much in common. It’s a shame they’ll never meet.
7. Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs!
8. I told my computer I needed a break, and now it won’t stop sending me vacation ads.
9. How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together!
10. I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.
Workweek humor: The top 10 funniest office jokes
1. My boss told me to have a good day… so I went home.
2. I’m not lazy, I’m just on energy-saving mode.
3. What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener.
4. Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems.
5. The problem with troubleshooting is that trouble shoots back.
6. Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.
7. I used to be a baker, but I couldn’t make enough dough.
8. My boss told me to start every presentation with a joke. Unfortunately, he didn’t specify that it had to be a work-related joke.
9. What did one elevator say to the other elevator? I think I’m coming down with something!
10. I started a band called 999 Megabytes – we haven’t gotten a gig yet.
Jokes for the 9-5 grind: Making light of workplace stress
1. “I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right.”
2. Mondays are fine, it’s your job that sucks.
3. Take my advice — I’m not using it!
4. Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems.
5. My boss told me to have a good day, so I went home.
6. I love my job only when I’m on vacation.
7. I’m not a complete idiot, some parts are missing.
8. Work tip: Stand up. Stretch. Take a walk. Go to the airport. Get on a plane. Never return.
9. I’m not late. I’m early for tomorrow.
10. Just remember, if the world didn’t suck, we’d all fall off.
LOL at labor: The most relatable and funny work jokes
1. Want to hear a joke about construction? I’m still working on it…
2. Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.
3. The man who survived both mustard gas and pepper spray is a seasoned veteran now.
4. Why couldn’t the bicycle find its way home? It lost its bearings.
5. I used to be a baker, but I couldn’t make enough dough.
6. What do you call a fish wearing a crown? A Kingfish.
7. What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers.
8. Why are ghosts bad liars? Because you can see right through them.
9. Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted.
10. How do you organize a space party? You planet.
Break-time banter: Cracking up with coworkers over these jokes
1. I’m reading a book on anti-gravity — it’s impossible to put down!
2. I used to be a baker, but I couldn’t make enough dough.
3. Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up!
4. I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.
5. You can’t trust atoms. They make up everything!
6. I used to be a baker, but I couldn’t make enough dough.
7. Parallel lines have so much in common. It’s a shame they’ll never meet.
8. People who take care of chickens are literally chicken tenders.
9. I like to tell dad jokes, but I don’t have any kids. I’m a faux pa.
10. Why is the math book sad? It has too many “problems.”