In this very funny joke compilation, we have come up with the best label jokes, label puns and label dad jokes to make you laugh.
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1. Why did the tomato blush?
Because it saw the salad dressing!
2. I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.
3. I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.
4. Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself?
Because it was two-tired!
5. I’m friends with 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know why.
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6. What do you call an alligator in a vest?
An investigator.
7. I used to be a baker, but I couldn’t make enough dough.
8. Parallel lines have so much in common. It’s a shame they’ll never meet.
9. Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek?
Because he was always spotted!
10. I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down.
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11. Did you hear about the mathematician who’s afraid of negative numbers?
He’ll stop at nothing to avoid them.
12. Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!
13. I used to be a banker, but I lost interest.
14. How does a penguin build its house?
Igloos it together!
15. Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field.
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16. I was addicted to the hokey pokey, but I turned myself around.
17. I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it.
18. I used to be a shoe salesman, but I couldn’t fit in.
19. Why did the coffee file a police report?
It got mugged.
20. A prisoner’s favorite punctuation mark is the period. It marks the end of his sentence.
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21. I’m reading a book on the history of glue. I just can’t seem to put it down.
22. What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta.
23. I own a pencil that used to be owned by William Shakespeare, but he chewed it a lot. Now I can’t tell if it’s 2b or not 2b.
24. I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.
25. Why can’t you trust an atom?
Because they make up everything!