Top Jesus Jokes, Jesus Puns, Jesus Dad Jokes & More

In this very funny joke compilation, we have come up with the best jesus jokes, jesus puns and jesus dad jokes to make you laugh.

The Top 10 Jesus Jokes That Will Have You Laughing Out Loud

1. Why did Jesus go to therapy? He heard he had too many issues.
2. What did Jesus say to the bartender when he walked into a bar? “I’ll just have water, thanks.”
3. How does Jesus make his coffee? Hebrews it.
4. Why was Jesus bad at baseball? He could never make it past third base.
5. What do you call it when Jesus takes selfies? A Christie