Top Hungry Jokes, Hungry Puns, Hungry Dad Jokes & More

In this very funny joke compilation, we have come up with the best hungry jokes, hungry puns and hungry dad jokes to make you laugh.

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Hangry Humor: The Top 5 Hilarious Hungry Jokes

1. Why did the tomato turn red?
Because it saw the salad dressing!

2. What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?
Nacho cheese!

3. I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes.
She gave me a hug.

4. Did you hear about the Italian chef that died?
He pasta way.

5. How do you organize a space party?
You planet.

1. Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
Because it was feeling crumbly.

2. I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it.

3. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?
Frostbite.

4. How do you make a hot dog stand?
Take away its chair.

5. Why don’t eggs tell jokes?
They’d crack each other up.

1. I’m reading a book on how to cook rice. It’s a grainy read.

2. Why was the math book sad?
It had too many problems.

3. You can’t run through a campsite. You can only ran, because it’s past tents.

4. A magician was walking down the street and then he turned into a grocery store.

5. Why did the math book look sad?
Because it had too many problems.

1. Parallel lines have so much in common. It’s a shame they’ll never meet.

2. I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes.
She gave me a hug.

3. I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.

4. My wife is really mad at the fact that I have no sense of direction. So I packed up my stuff and right.

5. I’m reading a book on the history of glue. I just can’t seem to put it down.

1. I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes.
She gave me a hug.

2. Did you hear about the kidnapping at the bakery?
They took the bread.

3. I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.

4. Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field.

5. I have a joke about construction, but I’m still working on it.